✖ Dante ✖ Mission Five: Survivor // Coliseum

[albinoidiot]

[The feed turned on to a very bright arena. Dante is, for once, off of Wonderland and wandering about the Coliseum. He doesn't seem to have a problem with the change of scenery. In fact, he seems pretty chipper. He's walking down the middle of the arena.]

A little bird told me there was a lot of cool things goin' on around here. I figured I'd check it out for myself. I gotta say, I like this place. It's bright, a lot of sun, they're really into the old-school feel. Not a lot of green but I definitely needed a break from all the crazy back in Wonderland. The Queen's not happy after last night...

[He turns his head and sees a small horde of heartless. They make they're way towards him while Dante takes a hold of his sword.]

Not here too. It's my day off, come on! Okay, so maybe it's not my day off, but the boss isn't here to bitch about it. Don't make me kick you're-

[And two of the crowd leaped at him with what he would assume was criminal intent. He leaped out of the way.]

That's it. I tried to be nice. Sweet dreams.

Comments

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

Be careful, Dante.

[He's a little wary of the coliseum.]

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

Don't you worry your headband, I got this.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

Worry my...?

[What manner of expression is that?]

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

Don't worry about it. I'm just talking to talk.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

I see...

[He's just not much of a talker. You'll have to help him out with that.]

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

...and you're not much of a talker, are you?

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

I suppose not. Words are wholly unnecessary most of the time.

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

That's not true. You might not like me i that's the case, I talk a lot.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

I didn't say I wouldn't like words. Just that there are more efficient ways to communicate.

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

Oh yeah? Give me an example.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

When you develop trust with one another, you can communicate using your hearts.

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

...that sounds really cheesy. You get girls with that line of talk?

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

Girls? ...N-no...

[Getting girls isn't exactly his goal...]

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

I know your problem. It's too cheesy.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

I do not see it as a problem, Dante. It is not my objective to "get girls."

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

You're not gonna sweep me off my feet with that either. Point is, I don't buy it.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

"Sweep you off your feet?" Why would I do that?

[Yet another expression he just doesn't get. Where do they get these things?]

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

[And face palm.]

You. You are going to come and see me. I am going to teach you a thing or two.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

...

Very well...when did you have in mind?

[He just might teach you a thing or two himself.]

Re: [Voice]

[albinoidiot]

Whenever. You seriously need to get yourself involved.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

"Involved?" In what?

[He's a busy man and doesn't have time to go around hitting on girls.]

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

Every man needs a little somethin'. Use your head.

[He doesn't even know you anymore, there is always time for the ladies!]

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

[There's just a sigh on his end.]

Dante...

[You...didn't really know him to begin with. And you're not making this easy for him at all.]

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

Don't sound so bad, you're not ugly and you're nice. Girls like that, you'll get one in no time. Unless you don't like girls, in which case, I'm sure you'll still get somethin'.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

...

[He stares at the communicator.]

That was...part of my point. One does not need to show off.