[And right when all hope was probably lost and a normal human would have probably passed out of lack of air, the ground burst. Dirt and wood went flying before settling and a hand crawled out from the disheveled soil. It was red, scaly, and clawed. For brief moments as the ground shook, the hand glowed red before finally changing back to a humans hand. A head popped out of the dirt, silver hair covered in dirt. He was grinning like a 5 year old on Christmas day.]

That...[Long nice inhale.] Wasn't so bad if you don't count getting dirt in your mouth.