[Hermes held onto the chair and flapped the wings on his sandles to casually scoot his chair RIGHT next to Saleh. Much better]

Oh you know, babe, word travels fast over the communicators.

[Or something like that. He tried to wave it off as he introduced himself]

I already know your name, but perhaps you'd like to know mine? [More eyelash batting] I'm Herm- [es?! I can't say that! That's a guys name.. ] Hermione!