[A look he'll be ignoring entirely. It wasn't a joke so much as bit of reminiscing of strange deals past.]

I didn't say I couldn't either. Magic's a versatile thing, deary. I could have turned you into a slug or a cactus, but I didn't think that would do so well for the conversation.

I'm afraid it's only temporary though. Can't go giving away my product, after all. I'm a business man, first and foremost. And all magic comes with a price.