Oh... oh wow... I hurt your feelings? Geez, I had no idea... I feel really terrible now...

[Total unrepentant mocking tone here.]

Why didn't you just say so? I mean... I never would have thought your feelings were that fragile! Maybe it's your human side making you all weepy and emotional, here grab a few tissues have a good cry, and we can talk about this some more when you have had time to work all of these feelings out...

[As for the vases.]

And by the way, those aren't 'vases'. what you stole are called amphorae, very useful, they used to have dates in them...