What? No! I'm not drunk. [ but i could sure go for a few drinks. ]

I feel like admitting I believe that is as good as admitting myself straight to the mental institution. I'm not crazy. [ she will probably be in for a rude awakening soon enough. ]

You're one of the few people I've talked to here that still seems to have his sense about him. ...the other was a name by the name of Tony.