Trust me, this I know. ( so worth the ulcer, okok )

I um, certainly wouldn't want to get fired or anything of the sort, after all. ( yeah, she's more than well aware that he's completely not buying this at all, but is extremely grateful that he's letting her pretend otherwise )

A newt? ( she scrunches her nose but then laughs lightly ) What, you have a potion for that? Can't you just snap your fingers to change someone into a newt? ( and she's totally blushing at that pretty comment, too )