[Video] +1 Skirt-chasing Monkey

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[When the feed blips on, it's not exactly a clear picture. In fact, it looks like someone's gone and butt-dialed the network. That someone also seems to be running from the sound of fabric scratching against the microphone. Finally, the screen lights up--yay, no more pocket--and the monkey holding it slooowly comes to a stop.]

[Seems he's been running a while, because he's out of breath and leaning on a nearby pole. He does seem to finally notice that the feed is recording--or at least that's what he thought from what the weird moogle told him earlier.]

Whew... Finally lost 'em...

Hey, just a note, don't let yourself get caught in the wrong area here... Jeez, you try to pickpocket one creepy shadow thing and the whole horde comes after you...

[Zidane finally stands up straight from that pole and begins walking.] Name's Zidane. Zidane Tribal. [He points to himself with his free hand.]

So, can anyone tell me what's happenin' here? Some crazy moogle told me my world was eaten by darkness or something like that... but... Eh, I just got done savin' the world. I'd like to take a break...

So if someone could point me in the direction of Alexandria... I got a pretty girl to get back to.

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[foofyorangehair.livejournal.com]

A pickpocket, huh?

[chirrp]

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[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[WELL, if someone's askin'...]

Yeah, fastest hands in Lindblum, that's for sure.

I was really just trying to get a Potion off of him. [He shrugs; however, that is not very important considering this is a voice 8|.]

[voice]

[foofyorangehair.livejournal.com]

Is that so, huh?

Bet you're not as fast as me!

[voice]

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Wat.]

Hey man, I'd love to get caught up in a challenge like the next guy, but I gotta get back home sometime soon.

[BUT IF IT'S A CHALLENGE HE WANTS..]

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[foofyorangehair.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[At that, he pauses.]

...I don't think you'll be able to get home though...no one can. Trust me, nothing would make me happier than to do that!

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[executionerrose.livejournal.com]

You attempted to steal from a Heartless?

Do they even have anything worth taking?

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[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

Hey, I figured they were like any random battle monsters...

Nah, not really... Nothing of major value anyway.

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[executionerrose.livejournal.com]

Random… battle… monster…

[Another one who sees this as normal?]

They do occasionally drop things if that is what you mean.

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[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Yup, sorry bro 8|]

Usually I steal from 'em before the battle's done. You can get some pretty sweet items that way.

Is there a trick to defeating 'em, buddy?

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[executionerrose.livejournal.com]

I wouldn’t know. I am only a florist, I try to avoid meeting the Heartless.

[Lying. While he is a florist he also fights Heartless when he thinks no one is around to see him. ]

Perhaps you should ask some one with battle experience.

[ourshininghope.livejournal.com]

[ Usagi'll get back to hearing that he saved his world and that he's got a girlfriend.

She's still stuck on the fact he tried pickpocketing HEARTLESS of all things. ]

You were trying to steal from them?! Can you even do that?

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

Well... Yeah, why not? I figured I'd need some kind of fare to get home.

[|D... Whut? It's what he does best!]

It kinda worked... Just this folded up piece of paper.

[ourshininghope.livejournal.com]

Folded piece of paper?

[ Color her curious -- she's surprised the little bits of darkness actually had things to steal! ]

Is there anything on it?

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Zidane holds it up.]

Milk, eggs, butter, and bread. Looks like a grocery list to me. [One taken JUST BEFORE SOMEONE'S HEART GOT STOLEN BAW BAW lmao, i think this can happen? I seem to recall something similar in KH1, BUT I DUNNO.]

[But onto business... B) Hi there pretty lady~] So, Pretty Miss, how about a name?

[ourshininghope.livejournal.com]

A.. grocery list? I didn't think they went shopping.. [ THAT'S KIND OF MORBID, COREY. NGL. SOB. Usagi's just going to blink and then bluuuuush with a silly little smile when asked her name. ]

Oh! Um, well.. My name's Usagi. What's yours?

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[sycophantishly.livejournal.com]

[ Just going to stare at his screen in silent disbelief. ]

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[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[There is no escape. If this were a horrible internet meme, Zidane would throw on sunglasses and the words "Deal with it" would flash across the screen.]

[Ah, but for the moment, he'll be watching with a 'hey, who be talking to me' face.]

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[sycophantishly.livejournal.com]

[ AFTER A LONG TIME DEBATING HOW TO APPROACH THIS DELICATE matter, he eventually decides to speak with the individual and makes his appearance known on camera. ]

I suppose it was only a matter of time...

[video] 1/...2?

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Zidane's turn to stare. In complete disbelief. Just... what even...]

[ video ] Nope, gonna be longer

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Turning away a second.]

[This could be... not so bad, right? I mean, they kind of briefly had a bronnection just after that epic battle, right?]

[ video ] DONE.

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[This is just one of those awkward moments where you REALLY don't know what to say to the older brother who was bent on destroying the world.]

Uuuh.. Heyyy... What's ah... How's it... going? Haven't heard from you in... a while.

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[fightsforalice.livejournal.com]

That's because your world was eaten by darkness. Well...take over eaten, is there a difference?

Anyway, I don't think I've heard of a place called Alexandria, so I can't help you.

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[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

So some creepy shadow made takeout of my whole world, and I'm stuck here now? [Huh, must finally be setting in.]

Wow, that's pretty... deep man.

[Instant worry!] Hey, one more question if you don't mind..

Is there a girl by the name of Dagger here?

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[fightsforalice.livejournal.com]

If you put it that way, then yes basically.



Nope, that name doesn't ring a bell with me.

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[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

Double-bust... [He can't help but feel a little down-trodden. Just reuniting with his lovely lady and he gets whisked off again.]

Ah well. [With a sigh, Zidane plops a smile back on his face. Gotta keep hope up, right...? And she could still show up... Any of his friends could.] Wat's your name, buddy? I'm Zidane.