http://halfmadcopy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] halfmadcopy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] star_kingdom2011-11-09 03:51 pm

[Action/Video] A new enemy.

[If Starkiller learned anything here, one could not live on protein cubes or the Force alone. He wanted to think he was above begging his roommates to cook something for him. Even when his stomach was protesting loud enough to sound like an angry rancor.

He could do this, the microwave was simple enough to use. He'd watched everyone else use it many times before, so why couldn't he? He pushed a few buttons and stared at it like the others- willing his food to cook through the Force. So why wasn't it working? Punching more buttons, he waited. He could fly fighters and just about anything (with the exception of those blasted gummi ships) but he couldn't get this to work?

Technology hardly confused him but he couldn't seem to remember the real Starkiller ever using one of these.

What could possibly go wrong with a little lightning to boost the power? Other than nearly setting the entire kitchen on fire. When the fire was out, via the hose from the sink, he thought about leaving and pretending his adventure in the kitchen never happened. He could blame it on that animal the old man had running around the house.

By the stars he was hungry. He could call Obi-Wan or one of the others but how long would that take?]


Jedi. [He was usually talking to Obi-Wan when he asked for one of them.] We need a new food dispenser, this one is defective.

[Yes, he's being serious. Then again, he didn't realize this video was being broadcast to everyone.]

[Video]

[identity profile] innerflow.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ami, tactfully, doesn't laugh; instead, she makes a very simple offer of help.]

I can help you with that one, if you'd like. I used to use them back home.

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[identity profile] abreakingwave.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)


Oh dear. Defective, you said? It was working fine yesterday... What exactly happened, Leroy?

[Video]

[identity profile] eagleofautozam.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of technology is that?

[Some one who also does not know what a microwave is. ]

Does it really dispense food?
sechstel: (explanations)

[Video]

[personal profile] sechstel 2011-11-10 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[....if it wasn't for the fact he knew some people didn't even know what a communicator was, let alone a microwave, this would have been prime evidence of stupidity to him. Nevertheless, he doesn't look all that impressed at the man when he decides to set him straight on one thing.]

That thing does not dispense food. It cooks the food that you're supposed to put inside it. Obviously, if you don't put food inside it, you're not going to get any food out of it.

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[identity profile] abracadabrapon.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my!




Do you need help?

[Action]

[identity profile] fatherb4me.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Fried microwave and a flooded kitchen floor. That's a pretty impressive defect.]

What happened...?
tippedthescales: (Default)

[Action]

[personal profile] tippedthescales 2011-11-15 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh sob, Leroy! Someone smelled a fire and came running.]

Wh-What happened here?