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Not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed.
[Dante was up and early, dressed in his usual attire of pants, boots, and coat. Rebellion, the big sword he usually carries in a holster on his back, was over his shoulder. By the look of the way his chest rose and fell and a still raw little scratch over his exposed lower arm, he had been swinging it around defeating something. Heartless, more than likely.]
I wake up, ready for a new day, and I get attacked by these little black things. Thought they were cute, they moved around a little weird but I don't judge. When I try to pet one it tried to eat me, I'm guessing. This week sucks.
[Some random passerby from the town walked by staring at the man and he took a moment to wave. They scurried off in a hurry and Dante just drooped.]
Screw this.
Not only is Christmas comin' around the corner but no one told me my birthday passed. Did I get anything? No. Not even a card. As usual. Like hell I'm letting Christmas pass without a damned present this year. My solution? Getting to know you guys. I'm serious, what's your hobbies, favorite color. Are you a single lady, got any kids, you free on Friday- that sort of stuff.
I might as well add that one-thousand munny is not a gift, naked fairy's, it's called charity and I expect something else. Undertaker, I think I got a joke for you that'll get you laughing. You better wrap up my coffin. I'll act surprised. And...
[He stops, he chuckles. Opens his mouth, can't say it. Takes a breath. There we go.]
Luke Skywalker- I can't get over that- you know what would really cheer me up?
[Dante was up and early, dressed in his usual attire of pants, boots, and coat. Rebellion, the big sword he usually carries in a holster on his back, was over his shoulder. By the look of the way his chest rose and fell and a still raw little scratch over his exposed lower arm, he had been swinging it around defeating something. Heartless, more than likely.]
I wake up, ready for a new day, and I get attacked by these little black things. Thought they were cute, they moved around a little weird but I don't judge. When I try to pet one it tried to eat me, I'm guessing. This week sucks.
[Some random passerby from the town walked by staring at the man and he took a moment to wave. They scurried off in a hurry and Dante just drooped.]
Screw this.
Not only is Christmas comin' around the corner but no one told me my birthday passed. Did I get anything? No. Not even a card. As usual. Like hell I'm letting Christmas pass without a damned present this year. My solution? Getting to know you guys. I'm serious, what's your hobbies, favorite color. Are you a single lady, got any kids, you free on Friday- that sort of stuff.
I might as well add that one-thousand munny is not a gift, naked fairy's, it's called charity and I expect something else. Undertaker, I think I got a joke for you that'll get you laughing. You better wrap up my coffin. I'll act surprised. And...
[He stops, he chuckles. Opens his mouth, can't say it. Takes a breath. There we go.]
Luke Skywalker- I can't get over that- you know what would really cheer me up?