star_kingdom | 1st Felony [voice]

[The voice that comes from this particular communique doesn't sound old at all. In fact, he sounds younger than most of people that have probably come thus far to Traverse Town. Nevertheless there is a very assured air to his voice - for it is a boy - as he speaks. Almost cocky. And maybe just a little disdainful.]

School, huh? Pretty funny how you want me to go to school, after everyone told me I wasn't worth the time.

[A huff of disbelief.]

Seriously, do I look like a moron to you people? I know what you're all about. What your 'schools' really are. 'S just a codename for prison. If you Security chumps think you can trick Crow the Bullet with this fancy shmancy 'world got blown up' movie set and arrest him, you're in for a real surprise. Though this phone's kinda cool. Think I'm gonna take it.

[At this, a confused Moogle voice echoes through the background.]

B-but, kupo, that is yours to keep-

Also these fuzzy animatronic duel monster surveillance things? Nice try, but I can outrun 'em any day. So, don't bother tryin' to find me, 'cuz once I finish talking I'm gonna take this thing apart and sell the pieces! Could pay for some decent meals, after all. But first--

A-AH! K-KUPO, DON'T-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH--

HA! Just you try and stop me!--

[And with that the transmission cuts off.]

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*She's just going to stare at the hair for a moment... okay, she's done.* Could we just once not have a moron arrive here?

It'd be a nice and refreshing change of pace.

...The hell are you callin' a moron, lady!

The paranoid kid with delusions of grandeur.

Why do you think anyone cares what the heck happens to you? So much to go to this elaborate a stunt to get you to walk into prison? It'd be a stupid way to try and arrest anyone, why do you think they would try it?

Because I'm Crow the Bullet! You'd be surprised who would be after me.

[Deluded? Hardly. Confident? Hell yeah.]

Of course, I'm pretty sure you already knew who I was. No need to pretend, officer.

I would be surprised anyone wants anything to do with you.

I don't need to pretend, you're actually this stupid.

Yeah yeah, you're just angry you and your ilk still haven't caught me.

No, I'm angry nobody sane ever shows up.

I'm sure your buddies'll show up once they find I'm here.

[Yeah, Officer Holly, your buddies on the force. You evil police officer. Did you know you were a police officer? Well, you totally are if you didn't know. ~~. . .~~]

Hey! Knock it off, you little hoodlum!

[Aaah, there's the Security he knows and nominally loves but more or less dislikes!]

No can do! No one stops the Bullet, not even you goons~

Oh, give me a break. If you're going to use a thug moniker, you could at least do better than "The Bullet".

Put the moogle down!

There's a reason I'm called the Bullet. I bet you'll find out soon enough, too!

And no, I won't put the...moogle down.

Oh, I'm sure. Because I'll have already shot your sorry ass!

Alright, that's it. I'm finding you!

Oh yeah, there's the crap I'm used to! Shooting and arresting orphans and homeless people in Satellite, that's what you Security goons do best!

[And the audio probably conveys the sarcasm pretty well.]

Oh yeah, and good luck with that, buddy.

[blinks at her screen and sighs, poor moogles. Rapunzel feels a certain level of duty and so...]

Hello~!

1st Felony [voice]

Video Forever, ignore my icon fail before >.>

lulz its ok! Also, it was a voice transmission :p

Then she's just staring at how stupid he sounds. She'll find a reason to stare!

XD

I can see both of these two make so many friends.

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