[02] - Laughs had

[death_is_a_riot]

[ Video / Halloween Town Action ]

Interesting, interesting, this event should be so very interesting~!

[Undertaker laughs with a maniacal glee and he shows off the impressively deep hole in the graveyard he is standing beside. ]

You are all invited to come and watch. Can Dante escape from six feet of dirt or will he remain forever buried alive~?
Come and watch with me~!

[Watching people be buried alive not your thing? Well, Undertaker has something to further sweeten the deal. ]

We can have tea and cookies while we watch~

[Oddly bone-shaped cookies… but you KNOW you want to be a spectator for this!]

Comments

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[obiwankenobi]

Dante! [DISAPPROVING LOOK.] That's awful and disrespectful!

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[albinoidiot]

I'm being honest. We're all men here anyway. Sure, Undertaker is wearing a dress, but he's got a pair hanging under there. Not that I've seen it or anything, I'm just guessin'.

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[obiwankenobi]

[Not stopping him from scowling, pal.] That is not an excuse. You should want to be with someone because you love and care for them as a person-- not an object!

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[albinoidiot]

[He sighs. Clearly, Dante needs to teach you the bro code.]

Obi-Wan, when you're around other men and not just alone with me, you don't talk about 'love' and 'care' unless you're drunk. That's the bro-code. It's okay to talk like this because in the end of the day, we all respect our mothers and your mothers, and any female in the family so we're all just talk. We don't admit it because it's not cool, but we all know it in the back of our mind. Got it? The bro-code.

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[obiwankenobi]

[Obi-Wan just... does not compute. That is the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard.]

The only code I follow is the Jedi Code, which means being respectful to everyone. You can keep your "bro-code" and I don't have to like it.

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[albinoidiot]

You gotta love the bro-code. It's how you have to make friends and treat 'em.

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[obiwankenobi]

So you treat your friends like objects and only secretly respect them? [Okay, he might just be teasing him a little now.]

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[albinoidiot]

No. [He knows you're teasing, bastard. He'll piss you off on purpose.] Just women.