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01 Experiment ⌭ Harassing Moogles ⌭ [Video/Action]

Hey come back here! [A feminine voice rang out over the communicator. When she spoke again it was more sing songy] Washu just wants to put you under a microscope and see how you work! It won‘t hurt a bit! …

…. or that much anyway

[The video feed captured a fleeing mass of moogles, being pursued by an unknown would be assailant..]

You can run but you can’t hide~!

[The moogles turned a corner, and although the camera didn’t pick this up, they scattered. As soon as the girl reached the alley she let out a frustrated huff.] Maybe you can hide.. Temporarily.

[Finally she picked up the communicator and smiled into the lens. Her eyes were closed tightly and she was sporting a peculiar spikey pink hairstyle.]

Hello everybody~. The names Washu and just to get this out of the way I am a genius~! Could any of you be kind enough to tell me where to find those strange life forms you just saw? They’re some kind of bipedal rodentia with the curious ability to converse in human speech.

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Those are called Moogles and I don't think it's a good idea to scare them.

Moogles huh? [Looks thoughtful] .. and whose trying to scare them?

I'm sorry...but they seem to be running away like thiy're scared

No no, they're just a little excitable~. [Save the moogles Yuiko]

[She soon sees one run right past her. She works in Traverse Town after all.]

Uh.... they look scared.

[Cough. Ignore that one. There's an awkward silence as that moogle runs by]

[Time for a distraction]

Say, what's your name, little... half cat/half girl?

My name is Yuiko Hawatari. I'm a moogle assistant at Traverse Town, the place you currently are.

It's nice to meet you Yuiko, I'm Washu~. [This gives her a new idea..] Do you happen to be in town right now?

Yes, I am. School finished a couple hours ago so I just started.

Would you mind showing a newcomer around the city~? [Then I can see if that ears and tail is part of a costume or not]

Okay! Can you tell me your surroundings, so I know where to get you.

Hey, don't abuse the moogles!

[Says the person that stomped on a moogle when he arrived because it's voice was annoying. No one ever said Luke wasn't a hypocrite.]

If you're a genius, you should already know what they are.

You do know there is a difference between being a genius and being omniscient, right?

Omni--?

[...what was with people making up words? Geeze.]

Look, whatever. Just don't abuse the moogles, okay? They're just trying to help.

[It's clear the boy doesn't understand but she doesn't take the time to explain it to him this time]

Then they can help by slowing down~

What would you do with one if you caught it?

Examine it of course!

I doubt anyone has fully documented this species before... at least they haven't where I'm from...

Examine it? How?

I'd just have to run a couple of tests on it.. possibly dissect it.. take it's weight, height.. discover what it's diet consists of.

[She tries to keep it simple for him]

Oh, is that--

[...wait, that second one...?]

Dissect it? [Processing, processing...] T-that means you're going to kill it?!

[Nuts he noticed it]

Kill is such a strong word, I prefer "advancing biological science".

It's still killing them!

.. but it is in the name of science!

[She is pulling Luke's leg a bit. Washu wasn't actually planning on dissecting the little guys but the moogles and the populace don't know that. This is the person that blew up her own inventions so others couldn't use them to wipe out other people]

That doesn't make it right!

[Just be glad he hasn't found out he's a replica yet. Then he'd really be all up in your shit, Washu.]

Relax~ I'm really not going to harm the little guys. [She smiled, deciding the joke had gone too far]

They'd be much more useful alive, then dead. [Okay.. maybe not ALL the teasing had ceased..]

[OH GOD, MENTAL IMAGES.]

Y-you're horrible! Absolutely horrible!

I think the moogle just opted out of your experiment.

Any advice on how to get it to change it's mind~?

[Stop being creepy? ]

I think his mind is pretty made up. Maybe you can find a more willing [~~victim~~] partner at a later time

[Hmm, that's an idea]

Finding a volunteer is always the hardest part.

Maybe if they were insured that their happy lives would continue even after you had looked at them.

[As opposed to their being dead or dissected like she implied. ]

Mm, you might have a point there~

[She replied with a mischievous glint in her eyes]

[Yes... that face. You might want to avoid making that face. ]

[It's a perfect face]

Those are called moogles and I can't imagine they'd appreciate being poked and prodded like that. [He raises his brows, amused.] Are you really a genius? [Or do you just like throwing around big words?]

Moogles hmm? Well why not? They'd be contributing to an important cause. [Science!] I certainly am~ [Who wouldn't believe a pink-haired weirdo whose terrorizing moogles?]

Certainly a genius would also see the wisdom in not harassing poor creatures who are generally terrified of strangers to begin with?

Hmm, she might.. but what would be the fun in a regular, quiet introduction~?

They could use a little exercise~.

Fun? [Disapproving look.] They're going out of their way to help outsiders, I think you could manage some manners for them.

There are better ways.

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