✖ Dante ✖ Mission Ten: // Port Royal

[albinoidiot]

Ladies, ladies! There's enough of me to go around!

[Dante was celebrating his freedom at large with beer, food, and some wenches. Truth be told, he had been good, he hadn't exactly been looking for anything in particular when he walked out of the bar with five women bickering amongst themselves on who go to hold his arms.]

You know what I like most about freedom? The fact that I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, and I won't have to be interrupted because I have some debt to paid.

[He tumbled slightly, the girls weren't exactly making it easy to walk.]

Hey now, there's no need to be so rough. You're wastin' your time. I'm a taken man after-all. [They're were whines.]

Okay, I'm not taken yet but I'm on my way. If you buy me a drink I'll tell you all about my muse.

[The girls giggled and blushed as they led the way to another bar.]

By the way, to my hero's and saviors: take your pick of these fine ladies. I'll pay for the night so don't go worrying about that.

Comments

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[albinoidiot]

I don't know, that's why I'm asking. What man doesn't like sex?

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[mynameisallen]

I certainly don't.

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[albinoidiot]

That's because you're probably a virgin. Or you have a condition.

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[mynameisallen]

I do not have a condition, I just have no interest in that sort of thing.

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[albinoidiot]

Right. Virgin. Got it, anon.

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[mynameisallen]

Pretty much. I'm way to busy doing more important things like work.

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[albinoidiot]

All work and no play makes people go crazy.

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[mynameisallen]

So you say.

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[albinoidiot]

Keep it up. You'll learn the hard way.

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[mynameisallen]

We'll see. if learn, I'll let you know.