✖ Dante ✖ Mission Ten: // Port Royal

[albinoidiot]

Ladies, ladies! There's enough of me to go around!

[Dante was celebrating his freedom at large with beer, food, and some wenches. Truth be told, he had been good, he hadn't exactly been looking for anything in particular when he walked out of the bar with five women bickering amongst themselves on who go to hold his arms.]

You know what I like most about freedom? The fact that I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, and I won't have to be interrupted because I have some debt to paid.

[He tumbled slightly, the girls weren't exactly making it easy to walk.]

Hey now, there's no need to be so rough. You're wastin' your time. I'm a taken man after-all. [They're were whines.]

Okay, I'm not taken yet but I'm on my way. If you buy me a drink I'll tell you all about my muse.

[The girls giggled and blushed as they led the way to another bar.]

By the way, to my hero's and saviors: take your pick of these fine ladies. I'll pay for the night so don't go worrying about that.

Comments

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Well, they are entertainer's so you can tell them to do whatever you want?

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

[A pause. He's still not sure about this.]

I just...don't know...

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Hey. Come now. Don't be shy. Just come over, have some drinks, see what happens.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

[Sorry, Dante, he is forever shy.]

But...why? I've no need for that.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

No one needs it. That's not the point.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

[And then you’ve gone and confused him more.]

Then…what is the point?

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Have fun. Relax. Trust me, you'll sleep soundly after a few rounds with the ladies.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

[A few rounds? Is he still talking about sex?]

I just...can't...

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

[He sighs.]

Second rejection. Well, is there something else I could do for you?

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

Nothing at the moment...but I'll let you know if something comes up.

I'm simply glad that you're free.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

I owe you my life. Don't forget that.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

Hmm. Well, if you insist.

[A pause.]

I'm almost certain that Hades would come after me again in the future. So if you could just...keep an eye out...

[That's about all he has right now...]

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

You got it. The guy isn't touching you.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

...Thank you, Dante.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

No problem.

We should hang out sometime too. You know, no women.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

I would like that. Do you have any ideas?

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Yep, do you like boats?

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

Boats? I'm fine with boats.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

We should totally take a huge boat and ride it. I've never been on a boat.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

It can be a fascinating experience, being on a small boat with the vast blue ocean around you. The sight of the sunset over the horizon is quite breathtaking.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Okay, don't make it sound romantic, Saleh. We're men.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

Sorry...I quite enjoy nature's beauty. It has nothing to do with being "romantic."

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

You're a nature junkie? I can see that.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

A..."junkie"?

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Yeah, just a phrase. Anyway, when do you wanna get together?