star_kingdom | 2nd Felony [voice/video]

[The first thing that comes onto the network is a terrible, three-way sound. It is the sound of a creature...barking. Yes, barking. Actually, to those familiar with the Underworld, it sounds an awful lot like Cerberus. The barking goes on for a few minutes before a voice pops up.]

Yeah, that's how you do it! Good dog! You definitely deserve this.

[Cue the sound of three slobbering heads and slabs of meat being tossed into its mouth. Content hell-beast is content.]

So, I know you're all wondering where the Bullet went. Well, since I can't leave until one of you coughs up the keys to this strange building, I figured I'd speed that event up a little bit. 'Sides, it's not my fault you guys are so lax when it comes to watching your stuff, is it?

Especially your drug dogs. This guy was real hungry, weren't you? Who's a hungry doooog?

[...That sound might be the sound of a hellhound getting its belly rubbed.]

Oh, yeah, you're not getting any of this stuff I've gotten back until someone lets me out. Just so you all know. Or maybe I'll sell it. Especially this gun. I thought these were illegal, after a-

BLEEEEEEEEE!!

[Suddenly, VIDEO. Sand is flying everywhere, as is an orange-haired kid, a three-headed dog, and the communicator, which lands face-up, revealing what looks like a hot desert sun. It's as if a giant explosion happened underground, right under the thief's shoes. And who - what - was responsible?]

The---hell!?

Gible~

[A very large shadowy...uh...head suddenly looms into view.]

Ble ble gi??

HEY! Don't touch tha--

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[Merrily checking the network thing just to see what it going on in the worlds…

Oh that’s interesting, a boy and his dog… ]

[Whoa, wait… ]

[Snicker.]

Alright, alight look. I forgot to feed the giant demon dog for a few days while I was planning this tournament, but you fed him, you petted him, so just bring him back and all will be forgotten. Hey, I’m a forgiving God. [He isn’t… AT ALL. ]
Whatdoyasay?

[Best wheeler and dealer voice. ]

Hmmm...

[Thinking, loooong and hard.]

Like I said you can get me outta this place, I'll give you back your dog, easy enough. And I'll even make sure he's fed beforehand.

[See, he's not entirely a douche either! ~~No, no Crow, don't-~~]

It’s a deal you want?
[Why yes, this is an evil smirk but… maybe he is just being friendly? ]

Alright, we’ll deal. What place are you stuck in that you want out of?

YOU.

I demand you return that gun to me right now!

Hey, if anyone's makin' demands, it's me. And I'm pretty sure I've already stated them.

I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, you little punk! Those meegle things gave everyone a key to the hotel! If that's what you're talking about, go ask for another one instead of STEALING MY GUN!

Yeah, see, that's not what I'm talking about. But you can just keep pretending you're not a Security creep. I'll just keep this gun.

Coughs up the keys to what place?

The keys to get out of this messed up place, of course!

I don't think there are keys to that.

Oh please, I know this game. Security'll do anything to arrest us so-called scum, even if it means setting up something so full of bullcrap!

Security? May I ask you to tell me what you are on about? I know I myself wouldn't want to arrest anyone that came here.

...

You're not from Neo-Domino City, are you.

[In his ~~denying~~ state of mind, that was the only way that could make sense. And...she seemed sincere in her confusion, somehow.]

No. I'm from Destiny Island.

I'm guessing your from a world that has been taken by the Darkness?

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