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03 Experiment ⌭ Once things are back to normal... ⌭ [Accidental Video/Action @ her secret lab]

[The picture was at an odd-angle as the device had been placed rather haphazardly on top of a desk. In front of the communicator you could see a large poof of pink hair, stacks upon stacks of papers, and Washu's hand twitching beside her face. She was resting on the table, with her eyes closed and seemed completely out of it.]

M...must... not ..sl..

[She murmured to herself. her hand instinctively trying and failing to grasp another writing implement. It had been a few days since her ascension to Goddesshood, and subsequent demotion back to former self. Since that time, Washu had been feverishly trying to record everything she could remember, every bit of knowledge her divine counterpart had known. Of course... it would have been impossible to record it all before the memories would fade into nothingness and that is why timing had been of the essence.

Washu hadn't slept for those last few days, and now it was catching up to her. Slowly she came around enough to blink a few times and stare into the camera for a moment, not noticing the little red light was on. Carefully, she tried to push herself back into an upright position so she could continue her project.

Recording this knowledge in no way guaranteed that she would ever use it, but she was certain that it must be recorded NOW to give her the option. ]

Kingdom he..ts..... an.... the final quadratic equ... carry the two... Moogles..... dress sph...

[She continued to mutter incoherently.]

Neurokinetic imp... deoxyriboNuc...kupo...nyerk....

[Shakily picking up another pen, she pressed the tip to another sheet of paper and hand to use her other hand to steady the first]

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[What would ruin Washu's day... oh hmm.. I know! How about a God showing up and settling most of her hard work on fire? ]

Oy, imagine me... having to do something like this...
What are you trying to do? Write down all the knowledge of the universe? You should know a mortal like you shouldn't have access to all that.

[If anything would wake Washu up it was the unexpected fire turning all her hard work into cinders]

OH MY GOD!

[Her eyes snapped open as she tried to beat out the blaze]

Are you completely insane?! [Ask a foolish question.] Not.. all the knowledge, no.. BUT SOME OF IT! [The stacks began to shrink smaller and smaller]

Insane, no. I'm just part timing for Nemesis here. Hey, be grateful it's me instead of her ok? There wouldn't be much left of you if she showed up, impersonating a Goddess like that, geez... what were you thinking...

[His words barely registered as she continued to try and fight the flames. Remembering the fire extinguisher she kept on hand for any experiments that happened to explo- I mean .. JUST IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES... she scrambled to dislodge it from it's holder]

I didn't- exactly.. have a.. [Washu trailed off as she caught sight of the next paperwork to be incinerated]

No! Not the communicator info! [There's was no way she was going to remember all this to write down a second time]

Wait... wait, no, time out! Communicator info? You had information on those irritating... non-death allowing... communicators!?!

[He flares!]

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER!?!

[Trying not to get distracted by the God's sudden outburst, she flipped the switch on the extinguisher and doused the flames as best she could.]

When was I supposed to do that, Mr. sets fires and asks questions later?!?!

[Don't make sense! Logic has no place here! ]

OH I don't know... MAYBE IN YOUR VIDEO POST!? You kept going on and on about Moogles and dress spheres... who cares about any of that!?

I didn't even know the thing was ON. [She mimicked his voice raising with some of her own.]

Don't just stand there! Help me find the pieces! Maybe there's still enough intact!

Oy... hunting in ashes for pieces? I don't think so, this is what minions are for.

[Pain and Panic can search through the ashes for the missing pages.]

[Did you say something? She's far too busy digging through the mess.]

[If Aidou thought you were made before, this was not helping.]

What on Earth are you on about?

[Cough, who said anything about a mad scientist? There's no such thing]

Riboflavi.. astral pla- hrn?

[She looked not to the communicator but to a paperweight in the shape of a crab]

Are... you talking to me?

[Well you just created it, congrats.]

Yes, I'm talking to you, who did you think I was talking to myself?

[I invent all the things]

[Okay... this was weird........ ]

Why... hadn't you ever spoken before? [Still talking to the paperweight] I mean.. this is incredible...

[If Aidou was the type to facepalm, he so would be right now.]

We have spoken before!

I..... guess I didn't listen.

[Stares right at the paper weight]

What's your name? I'm listening now.

Look at the communicator... NOW!

You have a lot of attitude for something that sits on papers all day....

[She mumbled, tipping the crab over with one finger before looking to the communicator]

... Hm? [Now it was starting to gel....] Oh! it's you!

Yes, it's me not some paperweight

[This might have been more embarrassing if shewasn't so tired]

What did you need?

I don't need anything. I was wondering what you were mumbling about.

The mysteries of the universe. [Wasn't it obvious?]

[Allen, looks kind of worried.]

Are you okay?

[That matched Washu's looking semi-conscious]

OK.. Oklahoma research facility... specializes in...

[Big yawn]

Cow cloning....

What?

[Allen is so confused.]

Watt? 700 watts in a super conductor...

[It wasn't getting any better...]

Excuse me? But I really think you should be going to sleep.

Sleep deprivation... causes more automobile accidents in the United States than...

[She stopped and shook her head]

I don't need to know that...

[Allen doesn't even know wtf an auto mobile is exactly. So he's over confused.]

I didn't need to know either. I don't even know what one is.

A car? [She mumbled something about the progression from steam to combustion engines but the words would have been hardto make out.]

That's an.. auto.. auto.. automaton.

Sorry, I still don't understand.

There's... so much.. much to underst- [She caught off abruptly with a yawn]

Maybe if you slept, you'd make more sense.

If I sleep.. I'll forget it all.

[Fai wasn't sure if she was speaking another language or what, but he did know she was pretty much speaking gibbish.]

I think maybe you should get some rest.

T-there it is again!

[She gripped the table and looked pensively to either side]

I'm hearing.... voices.

Look at your communicator. It's on.

[Washu went silent... and slowly looked toward the communicator. Cough. Hoe long had that thing been on? So all those other voices were probably from the communicator too...]

Ha ha ha~! I knew that! [She tried to laugh it off]

[He sighed, mainly with relief because at least it wasn't that much of a hassle.]

As I was saying, you need to rest, you don't look too good.

I- will turn in soon.

When I'm finished... [Stubbbooorn]

I think your finished now.

[She reached for a pen and stabbed at another sheet of paper. Nothing was making any sense anymore. She'd probably fall asleep in another minute or two]

[Fai knew he should really go help the more woman. So he had started to make his way, or at least watching the feed to figure out where here was.]

[It might have been difficult to tell with all the test tubes, bookshelves, and miscellaneous sundry in the background. Her lab was currently inside a building that was too small to really contain it on Traverse Town. The architectural details were probably the biggest clue to her whereabouts]

[Well the details were a part of a give away, so that gave world, but finding anything above that would be much harder than Fai had realised.]

[Unfortunately Washu wouldn't be very useful in providing him with info either. ]

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