✖ Dante ✖ Mission Sixteen: // Traverse Town

[albinoidiot]

[It was night out all ready and Dante hadn't left home. He was in his office with his feet on his desk and a dozen old papers and scrolls all over it. He was reading a book with a notepad on his thigh as he scribbled things away for personal notes. The room was dark except for the one light on his desk. Demons didn't need lights here. After a few more minutes he shut the book, leaned back, and pressed his fingers into his eyes.]

The more I read the more questions I get. This sure makes things complicated. How long have I been awake now, two days? Three? I'm starving.

[He shifted where he sat pushing papers off his desk and rubbing his face. Down to business.]

Too all of my officers out there, I want a report. How has your job been, do you have complaints, some suggestions. I also wanted to bring up some new ideas. I figured we should somehow try and get a little more sociable, get a good welcoming comity for the new people. Any and all information people have gotten together, we should make some sort of database to let the new crowds know what we know and what not to go do. It's just a thought, I've had a lot on my mind.

So, if you're a cop, I want to hear how you're doing. If you don't like the place you're in, this is the time to let me know. If you're interested in becoming a cop, we always have positions open, don't forget.

[TO MUSA: PRIVATE]
Hey, beautiful. I was wonderin' if you wanted to go on a date? You know, if you're not busy. We haven't gone out in a while.

[TO UNDERTAKER: PRIVATE]
I'm starting to feel like one of your clients, it's not a good look for me. It's been a while since we've done something really stupid together. Any thoughts?

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[death_is_a_riot]

You are looking pale and drawn... but not quite dead yet, if you don't want to be buried again you should probably eat something~

As for something stupid, I might have an idea or two about that~!

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[albinoidiot]

Hit me with your best shot, there's nothing a little liquid courage won't get me to do.

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[death_is_a_riot]

Shee, shee, shee~! We'll have to see about that~!

[He will be by in a minute to spirit his pal Dante away. Obviously a trip to Wonderland is long over due. ]

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[caseofthetruth]

Expect my report about things to be on your desk within the next few days.

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[albinoidiot]

Sounds good to me, commissioner. You think we should do a little social gathering for the officers?

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[caseofthetruth]

I assume you mean all the people you hired to gather, I don't see how that can be of benefit.

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[exsistingismysin]

Everything is fine in Twilight Town, so it is a little boring when it comes to work.

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[albinoidiot]

Better to be boring than hectic.

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[exsistingismysin]

I guess that's true, but it's really not something I'm use to seeing.

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[mynameisallen]

Be more sociable?

[He thought he already was.]

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[albinoidiot]

You know, get a stronger welcoming committee. Neighborhood watch sort of uncomfortably social.

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[mynameisallen]

You mean welcome people when you arrive?

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[wantstobeasinger]

School's finished for the summer, so I really have nothing else to do for the next two months.

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[albinoidiot]

Is that a yes?

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[wantstobeasinger]

Yes, it's a yes.

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[albinoidiot]

Anything in particular you'd like?

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[wantstobeasinger]

You're letting me choose?

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[albinoidiot]

Of course, is that weird?

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[wantstobeasinger]

To me, yes. Then again I never really went on dates before.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

All is well in Traverse Town. I'm investigating the Hades Cup, but have not seen anything suspicious thus far.

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[albinoidiot]

Good to hear there's a good number of officer's at the tournament. We'll stay stay alert just in case we need to step in.

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[obiwankenobi]

Finally working hard, I see.

[The remark comes with a teasing grin.]

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[albinoidiot]

You bet your left testicle I'm workin' hard. I finally god a job. My area of expertise.

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[obiwankenobi]

Area of expertise, is it? [He looks skeptical.] Because you've broken the law so many times?

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[albinoidiot]

Hey, this isn't law breaking. I'm really doing something good for a change.

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[no_souls_here]

Here's a sight I never expected to see. [Dante engaged in any sort of work]

Just what are you researching with such earnest?

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[albinoidiot]

There's a certain loud brat who got himself into trouble. I'm trying to figure out a way to break the deal he made.