[Video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

[The video turns on to reveal a very very skeptical face. Very skeptical, and he shakes the communicator a moment before clearing his throat.]

Right. So... the, ah, completely normal little talking mini-pig, er, things... have been helpful enough to answer some questions. But frankly, I'm still feeling a little in the dark here.

More than a little.

[A wave of his hand.] Look, I guess this is supposed to let me talk to people. Which is great. Yay new friends. [This is all said quite flatly. He does not sound excited in the least.] I'm sure you're all fantastic. But I'm a little on the busy side. So if anyone could lend a hand, that would be fantastic.

First. I need a blonde. [Pause.] A very specific blonde. Small, perky. Dragging around about a million feet of impressively shiny hair. She goes by Rapunzel which, yes, I agree, is a mouthful. Anyway, we were separated and we've got a deal to complete. [Maybe he's just a little worried about her.]

And beyond that... [He lifts his hand to show that a small and rather determined chameleon is clinging to his wrist, despite his best efforts to shake it off.] I've got a very insistent frog to return to her. ...as soon as possible would be nice. I'm afraid it might turn violent.

Second. Where am I and how do I make it so that I am not here anymore? I have things to do. People to see. Kingdoms to escort blonds with frogs to.

No time for this weird abducted-to-a-strange-new-world business, thank you very much.

Comments

[Video]

[speakstojeffy]

It is! It's very pretty and there are plenty of places where I can go flying where I won't run into anything or bother anyone.

[Video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

...fly? What do you mean... fly?

[Video]

[speakstojeffy]

I mean taking my broom out the the beach and flying around over the ocean. It's really very fun!

Re: [Video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

...your broom. Uh...huh. [Give him a moment here.]

You fly around on a broomstick. So that's... pretty impossible. Isn't it?

[Video]

[speakstojeffy]

It's not impossible... it can hurt your bottom when you try to sit on the pole, but all you have to do is make a pillow to ride on and everything works out fine!

[Video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Right. Of course. That would be something to take into consideration.

[He's terribly skeptical right now, not sure if she's a little crazy or he is. One of the two, certainly.]

[Video]

[speakstojeffy]

It's not something most people think about, so when ever I try to teach people how to fly on brooms of their own I always make sure to mention it. So I guess... that means I have mentioned it twice...

[Bottom safety is very important.]

[Video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Yeah. Ah... So people don't really fly where I am from, cushions for their behinds or no.

This is normal where you're from?

[Video]

[speakstojeffy]

Normal... um... not really. Most people can't use magic at all. Only the other members of the Magic User's Club really can. Oh and Jeffy! He is a very powerful magician!

[And when she mentions Jeffy she holds up a small palm-sized teddy bear.
Yeah... not doing much to make her look less crazy... ]

[Video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Riiiiight.

[Yeah this sounds pretty crazy. Girl with a teddy bear doesn't much help the image either.]

I suppose I'll have to take your... word.. for it.