[Video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

[The video turns on to reveal a very very skeptical face. Very skeptical, and he shakes the communicator a moment before clearing his throat.]

Right. So... the, ah, completely normal little talking mini-pig, er, things... have been helpful enough to answer some questions. But frankly, I'm still feeling a little in the dark here.

More than a little.

[A wave of his hand.] Look, I guess this is supposed to let me talk to people. Which is great. Yay new friends. [This is all said quite flatly. He does not sound excited in the least.] I'm sure you're all fantastic. But I'm a little on the busy side. So if anyone could lend a hand, that would be fantastic.

First. I need a blonde. [Pause.] A very specific blonde. Small, perky. Dragging around about a million feet of impressively shiny hair. She goes by Rapunzel which, yes, I agree, is a mouthful. Anyway, we were separated and we've got a deal to complete. [Maybe he's just a little worried about her.]

And beyond that... [He lifts his hand to show that a small and rather determined chameleon is clinging to his wrist, despite his best efforts to shake it off.] I've got a very insistent frog to return to her. ...as soon as possible would be nice. I'm afraid it might turn violent.

Second. Where am I and how do I make it so that I am not here anymore? I have things to do. People to see. Kingdoms to escort blonds with frogs to.

No time for this weird abducted-to-a-strange-new-world business, thank you very much.

Comments

[video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

So the pigs had it right, huh? Fantastic. [It does not sound like he means "fantastic" though.]

Yeah, I'd appreciate it. You really can't miss her. [He gestures around his head.] Hair. Hair like you would not believe.

Re: [video]

[sanguineheels]

..They're moogles. I don't think they appreciate being called pigs. [Though the tone is scolding, she smile faintly.] I'll keep her hair in mind.

Do you think you'll be alright on your own to get to the hotel? They did give you a key to your room didn't they?

[video]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

...everyone is so keen on zoology here. [Seriously. Not a frog. Not a pig. Picky girls.]

Yeah, I'm sure I'll manage. I'm used to getting by on my wits and charm.

[sanguineheels]

Well, I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate someone calling you a monkey would you? [She tilts her head to the side a little.]

If you're sure! I wouldn't mind helping out. It can be a little disorienting.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

[He sighs. Heavily.]

I appreciate the offer. Very generous of you, really. I'll find my own way, but maybe I can get an introduction. The name's Flynn. Flynn Rider. [Bond. James Bond.]

[sanguineheels]

[Sass.]

Lenalee Lee. It's nice to meet you. I'm sure you'll get the hang of things around here fairly quickly but don't hesitate to ask questions if you need to!

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

[He just doesn't take lecture well. Bad pupil.]

Yeah, I'm sure I will. I'm adaptable. Have to be. Life doesn't exactly wait until you're comfy and cozy before moving on.

[sanguineheels]

[You're lucky she's only over video. She hits.]

Hm. It's true, unfortunately. But don't forget that you're not alone here. We've all been through the same thing, to some extent.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Yeah, I'll keep that in mind. You're nice for saying. [But Flynn isn't really used to trusting anyone.]

[sanguineheels]

[You're kind of reminding her of one of her friends here, Flynn. She nods though, understanding.]

I hope we get to talk again in the future, Flynn. And that you find your friend!

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Thanks. I hope so too. It'll make things less complicated.