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[Keeping up his reputation as best secret keeper in the world is hard work. So when Riku appears on the feed, it finally reveals where he is. Not that anyone but Sora actually wanted to know, but still, the reveal is something he's proud of.

That behind him? Is snow. Lots of it.]

You know, I expected more dragons. This place is named after them, right?

[Yeah, he is totally and utterly disappointed. Go figure.]

Back to the point. My name is Riku and despite what Sora might have told you, I look nothing like Leon or Cloud, and I'm not a giant. He's just a twerp who hasn't grown since second grade. Apparently no one ever told him all that derp would stunt his growth.

[Oh Sora, you really didn't think he'd never get you back for that, did you?]

Oh, and by the way Sir Derps-A-Lot, when ever you have time, I have something to discuss with you.

[And then the feeds turns off.]

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[What is this, he does not even.]

I'm five foot nine. Please tell me in which world that's considered a giant?

[He's just... face palming at you, Tidus.]

It's you, basically.

Hey, we're the same height! That's not giant. I was thinking six foot five or something.

[He grins brightly, then frowns.]

I'm a derp?

My point exactly.

[Now if only he could get that through Sora's head.]

Almost a bigger one than Sora.

Then again, he might hit his growth spurt soon and end up towering over you.

[Scratches the back of his head, looking very confused.]

But I'm taller.

I doubt it.

[He'll be that height forever, okay.

Alright, time for more face palming.]

It means you're not very bright.

...Yeah probably not.

[And the confusion is gone when understanding comes to him.]

Hey! Are you saying I'm not smart?

No, I'm saying you're not very bright. There's a difference.

It's not my fault I didn't know what a derp was.

And now you do. Go forth and spread it around.

Maybe I will.

Good boy?

[If you were here, he'd totally pat you on the head.]

I'm probably older than you.

Derps deserve to know.

Depends, how old are you?

Seventeen.

Then we're the exact same age.

...Oh. Goal for you.

At least you admit it.

I'd never be a sore loser.

No, you never were.

Never? [Pause.] Oh. You're talking about the other me.

'Other' you?

I'm not that Tidus, Riku. I'm from an entirely different place, and world.

[Amazingly, this concept doesn't seem like that big of a stretch for him.]

Sorry I mistook you then.

It's cool. I bet the other Tidus already knows all about Derp huh?

He grew up around Sora.

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[Video] Tidus, you did not just pull that card, man.

[Video] He did. No cards are off limits to him.

[Video] And he just lost horribly.

[Video] Yes XD

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