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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

[Flynn sounds a little out of breath. Because he is a little out of breath. Because he's been running. Lots and lots of running.

But there's a grin on his face, a bit smug.] So I have to hand it to these heartless things. They can be pretty fast sometimes.

[He's found himself a sword somewhere -- and well, this is the method that he has chosen for making an honest living. Heartless hunting. Because hey, they drop interesting stuff. And that stuff fetches an interesting price. And he has to keep a decent income, after all, if he and the blonde wonder are going to keep a roof over their heads. Right? Right.]

But I have it handled. Yup. So, if anyone is having trouble with them, or would like an escort to somewhere where they're a little more... populous, I'm available for hire.

My rates are very fair, I promise. Fair and square and honest to a fault. That's my motto.

[A pause.] ...not a word on that one, blondie. Speaking of, got something for you.

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[watchesthesea]

Escorting those that need it. I think that's a wonderful idea to have and one I hadn't seen before.

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Think so? I like to think it's a useful service anyway -- in a place like this at least.

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[watchesthesea]

It is useful, given the fat a lot of people here can't exactly protect themselves.

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[ukidokiotaku]

May I ask what rates those are. A girl like me if rather curious.

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Depends on how long the trip is. Where it's to. How difficult the trip will be. And I'm willing to negotiate, after all.

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[ukidokiotaku]

So, if I were to say from Destiny Island to say.... Pride Lands. What exactly would that be?

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[exsistingismysin]

I guess because they can travel in the darkness. though I don't know if that's why they can be fast or not.

[Though he never thought about the fact they were fast until now.]

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Could be why. [Shrug of a shoulder.] Whatever the reason, they're quick. Still, nothing I can't handle.

[He's dealt with more persistently annoying creatures after all.]

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[exsistingismysin]

That's good to know. So long as they don't try and rip off limbs. You never know what they might try and do, so you better be careful.

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[changingtheflavor]

[Tohru usually isn't one to ask for help. She would usually try and find a way to do things alone, but fighting...is not one of her strong points.]

Would you really escort someone to a safe place?

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

[Flynn nods a bit, cheerfully enough.] Of course. All in a day's work, you know?

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[changingtheflavor]

[This cheers her up a bit.]

Oh, thank you. I'll promise I'll pay you with what munny I have.

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[letdownmyhair]

[Guess who's making a face at you, Flynn~ She's amused and skeptical all at once.]

This... is how you're going to earn munny?

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

[...oh come on, Rapunzel. How can you be skeptical at this face?]

That's my current plan, yup. I've only got so many employable skills, so to speak.

Don't you approve, blondie?

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[letdownmyhair]

[Her lips purse slightly, humming softly as she puts on a thoughtful look. Eventually, she smirks a bit.]

Nope! I don't approve at all~

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[failsatsecrets]

A bodyguard, huh? That's actually not a bad idea.

[Tony would totally hire you to make his life a little easier but, well... You're too much like him. That would be too much narcissism in one spot.]

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

More or less, yeah. I found myself in the guide-and-protect business unexpectedly just before I wound up here. ...very unexpectedly.

But I figured it's as good a profession as any to continue in this place.

[...oh god way too much narcissism in one place. The world would implode. It would end POORLY.]

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[failsatsecrets]

Well, it's very noble of you to be willing to help people. And smart of you to charge them for it.

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[applejackd]

[ aj's interests are peaked. ] an Escort, huh, [ and though she is a bit skeptical, she could use the help. ] I think that I might bite. Iffin' ya'll can guarantee me and my stuff proper protection during the rounds that 'll soon be making to town then I would sure appreciate it. [ a firm nod. ] and 'll make sure yer compensated too a'course.

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

[...oh god it's a talking horse. That's... new. But hey, customer is a customer right. This one probably doesn't work the palace and probably won't chase him through the forest. He can hope anyway.]

Protection guaranteed, of course. Satisfaction guaranteed, even. I'm a consummate professional, of course.

[Yeah he's so not. But he's good at getting out of scrapes, so that skill should transfer.]

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[applejackd]

[ no palace but tick her off and she might run ya'll through a forest. ]

...well sign me up then sugarcube! I am getting it all set up now so I expect to have a harvest real soon. Pies. Strudels. Cider.

[ well that's a skill in itself, and a pretty useful one too, to be honest. ]

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[thisonemaiden]

That is very nice of you to offer to everyone.

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Well, not sure how nice it is! But it's useful at least, hopefully. Mutually beneficial even.

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[darkerearth]

Are you sure you'll be able to handle the heartless like that? You don't need to endanger others lives if you're going to do this.

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[muchlesstouchyfeely]

I'm sure.

Who said anything about endangering lives? I'm offering to help. If people are going to travel anyway -- and I can't imagine being trapped in one place or another is exactly ideal -- I'm offering to help them along the way.

Endangering lives would be bad for business anyway.