✖ Dante ✖ Mission Nineteen: // Port Royal

[albinoidiot]

[It was another good evening in another nameless bar. The smell of sweat, sea weed, and booze was a heaven for all the pirates about the place. Dante stood out, of course. He always stood out. Dressed in his bright red leather surrounded by harlots and pirates, he was at a card table taking a swig of the bottle at his right.]

You guys are making this too easy!

[He had won another round, the pirate's roared in protest removing their eye patches, hats, necklaces, guns- whatever it was they were betting at the time. Dante had quite a good pile and he moved along to put an eye patch on. He followed with a hat.]

We could always make this interesting, Captain. You can have all your stuff back with this hand... if you bet that big ship of yours.

You seem confident, that's a dangerous thing to be in a game of chance, lad.

You know, women always ask me why I'm confident so I'll tell you the same thing I tell the. [He waits until the captain and the crew think about the offer. He nods his head and Dante gives a mischievous grin sliding all the things in his pot to the center.]

I'm confident because I'm the best. I deserve the best. Speaking about the best, you wouldn't happened to have seen a red-head running around, would you? Doesn't wear a lot, has really long red hair, nice markings all over that fine body, biggest tits you've ever seen... you know who I'm talking about?

[There's another roar of laughter from the men and mad giggles from the harlots who in protest to him flattering another woman, hit him with their fans. He fixes his hat.]

Play the card, boy. Stop dreamin' up nymphs. There's real women here.

[Dante shrugs and lifts his cards. The captain stands up in anger while the crew storms in protest.]

I guess I just won myself a pirate ship!

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[bitchblade]

[ she had taken to the shadows to explore yet another world when she heard an obnoxious racket coming from inside the nondescript tavern. slowing to a stop atop the roof she crouched down to listen ( how could she resist ). ]

[ she recognized dante almost instantly, but the others, however, she couldn't place. pirate scum, no doubt. this place looked the sort they'd all congregate to rave about booze, ships, and women... and that's when she heard it; that colorful description. he couldn't possibly be -- doesn't wear a lot... long red hair... markings all over... and the biggest tits... -- he most certainly was. ] oh, Dante, ...

[ taking a running leap off the roof she landed just outside the tavern only to hear another pirate dismiss the notion of such a lady. ignoring the dumbfounded stares of sheer disbelief as she strode inside she swiped a hat from off one of the gentleman only to place it on her head. ] Real. tch. [ stifles a chuckle. ] ...they've got nothing on this nymph.

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[albinoidiot]

[The group went quiet as this girl walked in, even the harlots seemed surpised but Dante was grinning.]

What's this, I call you out and you just appear? If it was going to be this easy, I would have talked about you sooner.

[He's going to lift his eye patch, that body of yours needs to be seen from all sorts of angles.]

There's the girl.

[You're getting no love from these whores, Masane. They want to ride his pirate ship.]

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[bitchblade]

...my ears had started to ring. [ a smirk splits her face as she saunters up to the table. looks at the group of girls that had thought themselves worthy of the newest captain and all but laughs. ]

oh Girls. [ as she plucks them off dante and pushes past she falls into his lap. takes his chin in claw as she brushes their lips together. ] No hard feelings about the shoulder then... [ tilts her head as her smirk broadens. ] Mm.

[ spares the former captain a glance. ] It's a shame that you'd lost. [ now you can only look. ] ...because second place isn't nearly as good. [ motions to the other girls. ]

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[bitchblade]

[ oooh. he is such an ass. if only she hadn't gotten so upset earlier. ...though that's probably not the most accurate way in which to describe it. but she just couldn't resist. that lot of idiots had referred to her a dream. tch. they wouldn't know a real woman if she strolled up and parked herself in their lap! ]

[ she'd interpreted their brainless banter as something of a threat and so she of course had to interfere. no doubt she'd made matters worse... but controlling the blade hadn't always been a forte of masane's. ] Err. Dante... just shut up! [ stop being such a pervert. ] I think you deserve to be smacked!

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[albinoidiot]

Aren't you a little late for the party? What are you angry for?

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[bitchblade]

[ awkward. ] ...you're disgusting. How can you act like that. [ and on an open feed. ] Do you fondle anybody that comes strutting up to you with a pair of breasts?

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[sinfullysublime]

[ sebastian imagines the ship lasting, at most, a few hours. at least in your capable hands. /eyeroll ] ...and what use have you for a pirate ship?

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[albinoidiot]

What use? What are ships for: sailing the open seas. Haven't you ever heard of owning a private island? Private island parties? it could be fun.

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[sinfullysublime]

...you don't need a pirate ship to procure a private island. [ deadpan. sebastian michaelis; killjoy. ] Fun? and you'd remember the party after. I'd expect you to drink yourself into a stupor.

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[applejackd]

[ oh man this is super awkward. this pony is rated "g", gosh darnit. her poor ears. ] I ain't see no mare like that 'm afraid. I, uh, I hope ya'll find her though. It sounds like ya' fancy her... [ or something. abort abort. ]

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[applejackd]

But ya'll won a pirate ship? Now ain't that somethin'. Did ya'll get a look at the ship yet?

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[albinoidiot]

I saw it a few days ago, why else do you think I brought it up to this jerk? [He's been a true vulture lately. He is not shamed!]

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[gunnerbrat]

You finally got your ship!

[ This is awesome!]

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[albinoidiot]

You're damned right I got my ship! You're gonna help me sail it, right?

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[gunnerbrat]

Aye aye, Cap'n!

Would you mind if I added some upgrades to the weaponry?

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[maximumbet]

[ Well he still doesn't know all that much about you. However. Nero has a feeling that poor pirate ship's life expectancy just got a whole lot shorter... ]

What the hell. Do you even realize you're broadcasting that filth for absolutely anyone to hear? Did you even notice your communicator was on? You can't just go on talking stuff like that where anyone can hear you. What if some little brat heard you? They don't need you corrupting them.

[ This from a kid who probably doesn't have much of a censor (if any) on his own mouth. But at least he's not going around talking about boobs and stuff. There's some things civilized people just don't DO. ]

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[albinoidiot]

[Oh great. It's you.]

If a kid knows what I'm talking about then that kid deserves a prize. I'm talkin' about it in public. If these whores and pirates don't have a problem with it- [He's going to get whacked by fans.] then you should be complaining either.

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[mountain_sage]

[Here, have a thoroughly confused sage.]

Um...what are you doing?

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[albinoidiot]

Winning myself a pirate ship.

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[caseofthetruth]

[There was always a reason that Naoto choose Port Royal for herself when it came to work. This was part of the reason for it. Have an unamused pint sized detective staring at you.]

Is this what you do in your spare time?

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[albinoidiot]

Why yes, yes I do.

[He's going to take another swig of his drink.]

Gambling isn't illegal in Port Royal, commissioner.

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[wantstobeasinger]

[All Musa is going to do is cough slightly.]

Really? This is what you do in your spare time. Betting with pirates and scoring with the way you put it 'The biggest tits you've ever seen.'

If you want to go around and do stuff like that fine, but tell me you're not interested and not do it behind my back. That's just uncool.

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[albinoidiot]

[Ah, crap. Musa. He scratched the back of his head doing some quick thinking.]

First of all, yes. Yes, I do like to gamble with the pirates. I just won a ship. And secondly, I didn't score. I got stabbed instead and it wasn't nice.

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[obiwankenobi]

It's such a waste of energy trying to lecture you.

[So he's just going to give Dante an extremely disapproving glare instead.]

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[albinoidiot]

Obi-Wan, don't look at me like that! The part you should be concentrating on is the ship I just won!