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star_kingdom2012-11-01 09:00 pm
albinoidiot) wrote in star_kingdom2012-11-01 09:00 pm
✖ Dante ✖ Mission Twenty: // Port Royal
All right, everyone, listen up!
[It's Dante and he's on the video feed decked in his pirate captain attire with a new addition: a monkey on his shoulder.]
It's my birthday today and thanks to you guys, it's been amazing. The best. I was thinking, why end all the fun there? I figured I'd treat us all for something nice!
[And he gives the monkey the communicator so it moves farther away like they had practiced.]
In honor of my special day, I decided to do a party. We got food, we got booze, we even got juice for all the minors who want to take a ride on my ship. What better time to take it on a maiden voyage than to party? Everyone's invited! If you don't know me, you definitely have to bring me a present though. It's only fair.
[And his pet drops the communicator to climb up Dante's coat and onto his shoulder again. He's chuckling.]
I wasn't done yet, Charlie. Anyway, I know you guys love me so don't be shy. Get yourselves to Port Royal, my ship is really hard to miss at the docks. It's the only one that doesn't smell bad.
[It's Dante and he's on the video feed decked in his pirate captain attire with a new addition: a monkey on his shoulder.]
It's my birthday today and thanks to you guys, it's been amazing. The best. I was thinking, why end all the fun there? I figured I'd treat us all for something nice!
[And he gives the monkey the communicator so it moves farther away like they had practiced.]
In honor of my special day, I decided to do a party. We got food, we got booze, we even got juice for all the minors who want to take a ride on my ship. What better time to take it on a maiden voyage than to party? Everyone's invited! If you don't know me, you definitely have to bring me a present though. It's only fair.
[And his pet drops the communicator to climb up Dante's coat and onto his shoulder again. He's chuckling.]
I wasn't done yet, Charlie. Anyway, I know you guys love me so don't be shy. Get yourselves to Port Royal, my ship is really hard to miss at the docks. It's the only one that doesn't smell bad.
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For your information, you're going to ruin somethin' I've been waiting for a really long time. I haven't had a birthday party since I was six.
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[ Ah jeez why you gotta go and pull the guilt card. ]
Of course I got you something. Can't you tell when someone's just trying to press your buttons?
[ video ]
Yes I can. And now I get a present. Hurry your ass up.
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[ He performs an eyeroll before clicking his communicator off.
Sometime later he's there, half dragging, half shoving some ridiculous person sized monstrosity with some wrapping paper somewhat sloppily wrapped all the way around it just barely held on by a mess of scotch tape. ]
Still afloat? I'm impressed.