star_kingdom | 09 State of the Union ♛ 2nd Rumor Has It ♛ [Video]

[When the feed flips on, viewers will notice the addition of a theme song, a higher quality image, and an entirely new set. Oh yes~ Ms. Block had found a sponsor or two to invest in her show. She was waiting just off stage for her cue and silently asking herself how Merri-Lee Marvil did this on a regular basis. Her whole body felt stiff and immovable. She applied a fresh layer of gloss.

Time to be fabulous in.

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Massie looked ah-mazing as she strode out on stage. It was the first time she’d been able to purchase an entirely new wardrobe, and been able to have her hair done. It hadn’t been easy keeping these clothes as a secret but she new it would look better to unveil them on the show. She smiled and waved to her ah-doring fans (the audience) before moving over to her desk, leaning on it and crossing her legs in a flattering way. Any traces of nervousness had melted away the second she‘d hit that stage.]

Good Morning everyone, and welcome back to Rumor Has it. I’m sure you’ve all been anxiously awaiting the next installment of the series. Let’s start with our first story shall we?

It’s been no secret that the kingdom has had it’s share of romances.. But not every relationship is a match made in heaven. [The feed flipped to an image of Dante and Musa. They were split apart by a jagged white line] Take Musa and Dante for example… considering the most recent, and most appalling transmission from the local police chief this relationship could be over faster than last years fashion line. Dante professed for all the world to see that he was looking for a busty female and … as we all know.. Musa is definitely lacking in that department. [A large red X streaked across Musa’s face before the video went back to Massie] So just who is this mystery woman? He can’t keep her hidden forever~

[She gave a devilish looking wink and proceeded to the next story]

Did you all have an ah-mazing Halloween? [She thought it would be a good idea to address the audience like they were sitting right in front of her. It was more personal that way] I sure did. [It was so refreshing to know that she was telling the truth there. A picture as her dressed as a ringmaster, and Bean dressed as a tiger was next displayed on the large monitor just over her left shoulder.] .. But it wasn’t without it’s holiday hijinks. Be careful if you ever travel to Halloween Town, you may just lose your head.

[Okay.. Now it was time to get into more serious terrain. She leaned forward and camera zoomed in for a close up]

We here at Rumor Has It like to have fun as much as you do, but there comes a time when we need to take things seriously. [She closed her eyes, and paused a moment as if what she was going to say was going to be difficult. Her eyes snapped open] I would just like to say, on behalf of me and my crew that no matter what Maleficent says or does…. We do nawt give in to terrorism. [Ugh, that reminded her a bit too much of home, but it was fitting for this. No matter how much she might be fretting on the inside she needed to be her audiences strength, their unshakeable rock they could depend on to keep hope alive. Some of the other recent messages had sounded scared, or like they were all doomed. She‘d set the course for being strong.] Despite the uncertainty in the worlds right now, remember who you are deep down inside and never give in to her demands. It might cost us a lot, but it would cost a lot more to lose your principles or yourself.

And now.. A word from our sponsor:

[Ehmagawd, could she have a worse sponsor tonight? Cough.]

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In ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Out ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Playing the field ~~~~~~~~~~~ Fidelity
Holiday festivities ~~~~~~~~~~Haunted houses
Standing up for yourself ~~~~~ Bowing to an evil FAIRY