star_kingdom | ♠ 02 {Video}

[The scene opens to a lovely looking feast. It was a dream come true for Alice and the greedy chain couldn't wait to dig in! She picks up the biggest piece of meat she could find and bites down.]

Squeak!

[She blinks at the sound and the fact that she didn't taste any meat, so she chews down again.]

Squeeeeak! [She spits the food out and it lands with another squeak. Alice looks over the feast, but all she sees now is...

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What is this?!

It's all that's left of the meat. You ate it all you stupid rabbit! [It was the voice of Oz's useless kelp-haired servant... he was nagging as usual. Wait, what did he say?!]

Then go get more you useless idiot!

Oh, but there is no more you greedy bunny~ You ate all of it. [She looks in another direction and sees that idiotic clown, Break, crawl out from under that table. It makes her hair stand on end and Alice can't contain a hiss as she jumps up on the table.]

STOP LURKING AROUND LIKE THAT, CLOWN! [She tries to kick him in the face but he rolls out of the way as usual.]

Start making sense now! It can't all be gone! [What kind of cruel trick are they playing on her?!] That can't be true! It can't be! [She whimpers, then in a burst of anger she hops off the table and flips it over, sending the squeak toy meats flying.]

WHY IS ALL THE MEAT GONE?!

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I'm sure there's more out there. There's bound to be a supply somewhere.

[Don't underestimate how depressing a lack of your favorite food can be! Alice sure isn't, as tears are now in the chain's eyes... this of course is not stopping her rampage. She proceeds to rip one of the rubber meats in two and sniffles.]

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THERE IS AND I'M GOING TO FIND IT!

[Break says in an eerie down as he once again seems to merge from out of a shadow. Alice shouts in rage and slight fear ~~that guy just creeped her out man!~~ and takes a swing at him... that he dodges again.]

I SAID STOP DOING THAT, YOU ANNOYING CLOWN!

Why don't you eat those other guys, then? They're meat.

Humans? Ew, some of them smell funny and when I bite their cheeks they're never tasty. Nothing is as good as cooked meat!

[Oh, and Oz might get upset if she ate the seaweed-head, but that didn't concern her so much.]

But you can cook humans. With a good Fire materia thing!

Eh, I only heard their souls were good, I don't know about there meat... [Looks thoughtful.]

I think I'll start with you, you ugly sea plant! [She shouts at the dream Gil.]

Uhm... are you okay?

[She didn't know that voice...]

No! Of course not, stupid voice! There's no meat on this sandy island!

No, there isn't any in all the worlds, stupid rabbit.

[The dream Gilbert chimes in irritably. Alice gasps with a look of sheer horror and anger.]

YOU LIAR! [She throws a rubber chicken leg at his face and it bounces off him with a pathetic sounding squeak.]

Alice, this is just a dream... or a nightmare in your case.

[Alice perks up from her misery when she hears Oz's voice.]

Oz! Where are you? Your stupid servant needs to be punished for lying! Let me teach him.

[She hisses at the dream Gilbert and cracks her knuckles in anticipation.]

Alice it's just a dream.

Oz? Oz! Where are you now!?

Oz-sama~! Please come back!

[The dream Gilbert pleads in a sickeningly sweet voice as Alice's dream exaggerates the servants affection for his master.]

SHUT UP, SEAWEED! Don't talk to Oz like that!

Alice, do you know where you last were before this nightmare?

[She hisses at Gil and shoved him away from the camera where he was currently making kisses faces at Oz.]

What? I was a the station. I was just coming home back from work.

So, your either at Deep Jungle station or Destiny Island station.

...What?

[Seriously, what did Aqua just watch.]

What, what? [Alice looks around when she hears a strange voice but gets distracted by Break waving a carrot by her face.]

Eat up bunny. It's all you can have now~

[She gives the veggie an utterly offended look and again takes a swing at Break.]

Get AWAY from me, CLOWN!

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