http://duelking.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] duelking.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] star_kingdom2011-09-01 11:27 pm

combo 007 ★ nightmare!video/action?

[For a moment, the feed just shows a grand castle with a scantily-clad woman in the throne room, laughing evilly to herself.]

At long last, I have kompleted Time Kompress--

[And then she stops all of a sudden, eyes wide and looking jarred as if she's just been smacked in the face with a frying pan. She relaxes then, and takes up a rather sloppy and very un-regal posture.]

Ultimecia! Your reign of terror is over!

[Oh, hey look. There's Squall and Rinoa and Quistis and Irvine and Selphie... but why do they look so damn mad?]

...Huh? The hell're you talkin' about, Squall? It's me! Zell--

[Oh, Hyne. Why does he sound like a woman? And... he looks down and-- promptly looks back up. WHY DOES HE HAVE CLEAVAGE AND BARELY ANY CLOTHES ON? Here comes a completely undignified shriek.] W-Wait! Don't look at me with kontempt! [He cringes at the sound of the hard k. She really couldn't help that habit, huh?] It's me, I swear! --Oh, krap! He's gonna Renzokuken--!

[And in the most graceless show of acrobatics he's ever shown -- (Hey, moving in this chick's body is really hard! You try runnin' around with this hair and these wings!) -- he tumbles off the throne with a loud 'THUD!' and bails past his friends, out onto the bridge leading to the throne room. Never would he ever willingly fight his friends. Especially not in this body. And dear Hyne, is he clinging to the clothes (or lack thereof) the Sorceress donned, trying just to keep them on.

Congratulations, Ulty! You got Time Compression, but you also compressed Zell's brain into your body. This... is Zell's worst fear.]

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[identity profile] slippedamickey.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
HEY! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON LADY, WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THOSE THINGS FLOPPIN' AROUND!


[GOD women these days.]

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[identity profile] slippedamickey.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...COVER YOURSELF UP!
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[identity profile] abracadabrapon.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[So. That is Ultimecia. She grabs her Garnet Rod, ready to go wherever she was. After all, as guardian of time, it was her duty to ensure, even here, that...

that...]

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[identity profile] abracadabrapon.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Ooooh no, Zell, she's not going anywhere.]

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[identity profile] wingless-heart.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Zell. I ... [ WHAT DO YOU EVEN SAY TO THIS. IS THIS EVEN ZELL? It can't be anyone else's nightmare, Ultimecia isn't here. But this Ultimecia acts too similar to Zell. It was pretty easy to conclude that this ... was a really weird nightmare. ]





... You have the most perverted nightmares.

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[identity profile] wingless-heart.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're right about the sick part! But it's probably a good thing you find this to be a nightmare. Had this been Irvine, I'm sure it would be the opposite.

You touched one of those ducks, didn't you?

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[identity profile] wingless-heart.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ mental facepalm here. ]

Of all the things... [ sighs. ]

Now how am I supposed to help you if I don't know where you are? You're going to have to figure out where that duck is, Zell...

[identity profile] futurefab.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Z-Zell, you--



You're...a woman?

[identity profile] futurefab.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Do you mean you're all man now? I... I'm not one to judge, Zell.

knightofcosmos: (Side view)

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[personal profile] knightofcosmos 2011-09-02 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He's seen *her* before..]

Ultimecia is from your world then?

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[identity profile] blitz-acing.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tidus starts laughing at the top of his lungs.] So, wanna come to my place sometime?
heavenlyhonour: (Ya sure)

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[personal profile] heavenlyhonour 2011-09-02 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's mentally face palming, but the ball busting can wait for later..]

Zell..pull yourself together and wake up. I can't spar with you looking like that.

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[identity profile] pinkhairedkitty.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] booyaka.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[What did she just watch? No seriously, what did she just watch?]

Wha...?

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[identity profile] ultrawaves.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Zell!

[Her tone is urgent, but she suddenly looks more puzzled than anything.]

Your subconscious has some strange ideas. Where are you? How can I--

[She is distracted by the image of herself, looking furious as she bears down on Zell along with the others.]

This is bizarre.