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[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

[The comm cuts on - and shows a moogle. Who looks very, very panicked indeed.]

Help, someone help me, kupo! This new arrival just attacked my partner, and now he's--

[Cue a shadow. A rather large shadow. And the Moogle dropping the phone with a squeak. It clatters to the ground, still running, showing everything happening above it. That large shadow? Belongs to a very well-cut man with blond hair and beard, and with the clearest baby blue eyes anyone could possibly imagine. He bends down, his glowering expression boring into the moogle, making it shake with fear--

And then the man very delicately puts the moogle's injured partner on the ground, suddenly looking quite apologetic. Said injured moogle looks like he was just smashed into a wall; he's literally flat like a pancake at the moment.]

I...apologize, small creature. I thought you were the black demons attacking me once more.

AH!! I-I mean...k-kupo, no! We're not Heartless, we're Moogles!

Moo...gles...

[Durr what those. The man narrows his eyes in concentration, trying to process this information.]

Are you moogles native to the realm of New Mexico, then?

New Mexico? No, this is Traverse Town, kupo! Your world is...uh...

My world?

[It's really hard to break this kind of news to someone who looks this intimidating. And so the frightened moogle backs away from the very scary-looking man, who stands up. He looks around for a moment, before shouting in a clear, loud voice.]

Good people! If there be any around to hear me, I humbly apologize, but it is of great import!

I need transportation back to New Mexico, if this not be that realm. I must try and warn the people of this sudden scourge which attacked me and my friend unjustly. A horse will suffice, anything of that size will also do. I will...take an ow-toe mobile if need be. But I must leave.

[A pause.]

Also...if you know of a man named Erik Selvig...Dr. Erik Selvig, he was with me. He's...somewhat inebriated. I humbly ask you not attack him in such a state if he challenges you! He isn't-

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[fairly-small.livejournal.com]

[The moogle backs up into Zack, who couldn't help but hear the booming voice of... some guy with a hilarious dialect. Zack gently holds the shaking moogle, even giving it a potion to return it to its normal fluffy state and approaches the man without fear!]

Uh, I don't think we got any horses or anything of that size to ride on. But we got gummi ships! Which apparently run on smiles, but I don't think you can make it back to New Mexico if you've ended up here.

[Action forever!]

[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

[At this, Thor turns around and sees...little kid. He smiles at the kid.]

Rather a strange new thing. A vessel which runs on smiles?

[He'll address the whole "can't get back to New Mexico" thing next. One thing at a time.]

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I know, right? I don't get it either!

[He let the moogle go]

I'll take it from here, little guy.

[He held out his hand to Thor.]

I'm Zack, by the way!

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[toseehimsmile.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't hurt the poor Moogles, they were only trying to help.

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[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

[Wat. Where dat come from!? The man looks around, confused, then up, then down--]

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[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

[A Darcy machine! Did it just talk to him?

Cue keypounding.]

Hello? Hello! Machine, I ask that you speak if that voice be yours!

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

[Ho hum. Another new arrival. Minako's quick to see who it is to get out of schoolwork-]

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

[What is this? The aura this man gives! It's so... so...]

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

[...dreamy! Those broad shoulders, that rugged beard!]

[video] 5/6

[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

[It was fate! She knew that sooner or later, the right man would not literally drop into her life! This had to be the time!]

[video] 6/6 you know ilu.

[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can get back to New Mexico at the moment. America's a bit too far from here!

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[tippedthescales]

Sir, your world has been consumed by darkness. Otherwise you would not have arrived here. There are things we can do to assist you, but as of now we can't get you back.

[Have Jane Padmé, telling you how it is, hot thunder-god.]

[Video 1/2] THIS ICON KEYWORD WAS MAAADE FOR YOOOU~

[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

[The look of shock upon seeing this particular person is almost immediate. To the point where he practically disregards everything she says!]

[Video]

[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

[For now, at least. He's just too surprised to see that face. Actually, he seems to even look a little upset.]

Jane Foster!

The demons have taken you as well...

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[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

You beat up a Moogle?

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[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

I assure you it was quite by accident.

[twilight-pastel.livejournal.com]

New Mexico? Is that a world?

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[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

Part of one. 'Tis a land on Midgard.

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[rebornaninsect.livejournal.com]

[The sound of shouting catches his attention- even more so that it's heard both over the device, and echoing through Traverse Town.

So he follows it. And arrives in time to hear the end of that shouted explanation. Hopefully Thor won't feel threatened, being approached by a large man in dark armor. Most others are.]

There is no way to return.

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[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

[Well, it's admittedly hard not to feel threatened when a guy wearing that kind of armor suddenly appears out of nowhere. On the other hand, attacking someone wearing that while in his mortal form seemed like a very bad idea. Especially if he was a fellow Asgardian. Because one never knew.]

And you are?

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[blastingzones.livejournal.com]

You're kind of stuck here.



...For a while.

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[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

As I have heard.

[Froooown.]

What is being done about this threat?

[A pause. His next question is going to sound utterly ridiculous to most, given that...well, look at him! He's a tank.]

Can anything be done by someone like me?

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[giftandhonor.livejournal.com]

[Even Mulan, one of the targets of their harassment, thinks that's going too far.]

I know the moogles can be pushy, but don't you think that's a little too much?

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[formerasgardian.livejournal.com]

[Le sigh.]

It was an unintentional act. I had come to and thought they were the creatures who had attacked me previously.