1st Transmission

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

[an empty screen, just the view of someone's living room and then, there is music, floating from an as of yet unseen source]

♫(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah♫

[Yuffie comes skating into the scene in her socks and does an awkward booty dance in front of the screen. Granted, any dance from Yuffie is bound to be awkward...but it seems like she's putting special effort into this one. She spins, almost upends herself on her butt, and tries to give any audience on the other side of the communicator a sulky pout...which not much can be seen thanks to the ridiculously over-sized sunglasses she's wearing, and really, it's no wonder she hasn't killed herself yet.]

♫7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)♫

[she continue singing and strutting around the living room like a decapitated chicken. she's seriously enjoying herself, which would probably be questionable if it were anyone else]

(ooc: now that the mun has screwed this entry up like, seven times, she's going to bed for the night x[ tags will be picked up in the morning ♥0

Comments

[Video]

[futurefab.livejournal.com]

Are you... having fun?

[Video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

[joooiiiin the maaadneeesss, it's less embarrassing than what you've already been through :D]

Oh yea, this is actually a blast, weird, huh?

[is attempting to walk like an Egyptian. is succeeding at walking like a chicken]

♫Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Video]

[futurefab.livejournal.com]

You live in Radiant Garden, don't you?

[Video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

♫Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

[and oh god, she's doing the robot now. apologies to Lilisette]

I most undoubtably do

[actually takes a look at the screen and hey, that face isn't remotely familiar, but the background kind of is...]

My eyes deceive me, or are you floating about my fair home?

[Video]

[futurefab.livejournal.com]

That's right! I'm new here.

[Video] D: i had to check to see who i was logged in as :fail:

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

[the singing seems to have subsided just about completely, but that damn music is still playing from parts unknown, and so her body keeps moving, but at least we're spared anymore awful lyrics!]

Nice to meet cha! I'm the greatest, most fabulous ninja that has ever existed. But you can call me Yuffie!

[Video] ahaha, I do that all the time xD

[futurefab.livejournal.com]

The greatest ninja ever, are you? It's nice to meet you, Yuffie.

Where is it that you live?

[Video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

Without a doubt, there isn't another ninja in all the worlds that can even think of holding a candle to my particular brand of awesomeness.

[ahahaha, oh these two together will be fantastic]

wanna see my awesome self in person huh? I completely understand. [stares at the backdrop behind Lili to determine where you are] You're actually not too far, at the next intersection take a left, I'm in the house with the fun music playing, blue roof, can't miss me.

[is doing the...macarena x|]

[Video] -> [Action]

[futurefab.livejournal.com]

Ninjas are typically boring and no fun at all. You've already got them beat by a mile.

[Video]

[ofthefall.livejournal.com]

[...Yuffie, wtf?]

Yuffie, what are you doing?

Re: [Video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

[brain break ahead! she shimmies at the communicator. fear the flat chest]

S'up Cloudy!

What's it look like, I'm dancing duh. [and singing, badly, out of tune but that's a moot point, isn't it?]

[wiggles her butt at the screen as an added bonus]


♫It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

[Video]

[ofthefall.livejournal.com]

[He's already seen enough dancing, to this is more sigh than brain breakage.]

I thought you were having a seizure.

[Video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

[is almost about to take offense to that but then...]

You know, that would make a GREAT name for a dance! "everyone do the seizure!"

[and she proceeds to spaz out...it looks like it might have been disco dancing once upon a time]

♫Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

[Video]

[ofthefall.livejournal.com]

Yuffie, quit it. You look sick.

[And it's very creepy.]

Re: [Video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

[she chills on the awkward dancing. now she's degraded to the Caramelldansen, it's a little less weird]

This is the best I can do for ya, Cloudy. I'd stop if I could, but for the time being, the body demands to dance, I'm just along for the ride!

[which kind of implies that the singing is compulsory...]

♫7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun

[Video]

[ofthefall.livejournal.com]

[Better to look silly than sick. Cloud shakes his head.]

Guess it caught you too, whatever it was.

[Video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

Ugh! This is getting kind of exhausting, they should sell whatever this is as a friggen work-out video

♫You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right

[suspicious face]

have you been singing and dancing about, Cloudy?

[video]

[soldierboy777.livejournal.com]

The Heartless dance better than you, Princess.

[video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

Yea, whatever, they wish they could dance this good.

[makes rude faces at you while she spins and no, she doesn't really know what she's doing anymore either]

for that matter, you wish you danced this good

[yes she went there]


♫Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[video]

[soldierboy777.livejournal.com]

Not really, but you just keep at it! Maybe it'll somehow keep you in line.

[video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

Pfft, have you forgotten who I am? [not that you necessarily even actually know who she is, but this fact escapes her for the moment]

I'm queen of multi-tasking! I bet I could steal your wallet, cut your hair, and shine your shoes all at the same time, without you even knowing I was there!

[except she's really not. more like queen of the ADD, but there's no reason he needs to know this, is there?]

[the singing has, mercifully, come to an end but the dancing continues. now it's like she's trying to hoola-hoop without a hoola-hoop...if that makes any sense]

[video]

[soldierboy777.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wish I could. You're pretty unforgettable, Princess.

I probably would know. You're not exactly slick about it, last time I checked.

[video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks, that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me!

[hey, that sounded like an insult! and you were doing so well too!] Oh yea? One sure-fire way to find out

[squints at the backdrop behind you and an evil little smile plays across her face]

In fact, I spy a familiar bit of locale, you're hanging out in my neck of the woods, aren't ya?

[video]

[soldierboy777.livejournal.com]

You're unforgettable because - aw, never mind.



Uh...yeah, actually. I'm helping get rid of the Heartless.

Re: [video]

[badass-shuriken.livejournal.com]

Because I'm awesomely rad, it's okay. I get it.

Are you, really? Don't move, okay?

[doesn't even bother turning the screen off, just sashays her way out the door and then she's off like a bolt, climbing over scrambling up roofs and sliding across things that are not meant to be used as pathways. She's not very elegant about it, but she is fairly quiet and that's all that really counts as a ninja...right?]