star_kingdom | [02] - Laughs had

Entry tags:

[02] - Laughs had

[ Video / Halloween Town Action ]

Interesting, interesting, this event should be so very interesting~!

[Undertaker laughs with a maniacal glee and he shows off the impressively deep hole in the graveyard he is standing beside. ]

You are all invited to come and watch. Can Dante escape from six feet of dirt or will he remain forever buried alive~?
Come and watch with me~!

[Watching people be buried alive not your thing? Well, Undertaker has something to further sweeten the deal. ]

We can have tea and cookies while we watch~

[Oddly bone-shaped cookies… but you KNOW you want to be a spectator for this!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I didn't do it on a whim, I had planned it all out. Sure, I didn't know what the outcome would be but I knew I had a chance.

Stop denying it. You like me.

[BIGGEST EYEROLL EVER, DANTE. He's also just going to skip right over both of those comments, set the shovel aside, and approach him.]

You didn't hurt anything breaking out of there, did you?

Nothin'. I'm as healthy as can be. A little hungry, but that's my life's story.

Then what was that... thing that happened with your hand?

What do you mean, what hand?

[He just grins.]

You're seeing things.

[Frooown.]

I could have sworn your hand-- ... [Sigh. He doesn't like that grin, but he really has no idea what he saw.] There's something strange about you, Dante. I'm not sure I like it. [And he squints suspiciously to emphasize.]

Yes you do. You can't dodge a person like that, I thought we just finished establishing you liking me here.

No, you said it and I said nothing. [But he didn't say no~!] I think you're impossible and frustrating.

Impossible and frustrating isn't so bad. You just need to stop frowning and worrying, master.

A difficult task when everyone around me seems intent on giving me a heart attack.

That's definitely a personal problem.

You keep saying that. Since when is worrying about the well-being of others a personal problem?

It is when you don't want to admit it. You should really give it a try. You love me and you know it.

I think you're interesting. [That's probably as close as you're going to get.]

I love you too, master. I love you too.

[He just smiles and crosses his arms.] Are you at least getting anything worthwhile for the bet?

I am. A free coffin, another dare I get to put Undertaker in, and maybe- just maybe- the heart of a fair maiden~

Only the heart~? How exciting~!

[Hi, guess who is still here. ]

Hey, give me a few days with her and I'll own the rest of her too. [Oh men are terrible. Sadly, a month later he still hasn't hit it.]

Dante! [DISAPPROVING LOOK.] That's awful and disrespectful!

I'm being honest. We're all men here anyway. Sure, Undertaker is wearing a dress, but he's got a pair hanging under there. Not that I've seen it or anything, I'm just guessin'.

[Not stopping him from scowling, pal.] That is not an excuse. You should want to be with someone because you love and care for them as a person-- not an object!

[He sighs. Clearly, Dante needs to teach you the bro code.]

Obi-Wan, when you're around other men and not just alone with me, you don't talk about 'love' and 'care' unless you're drunk. That's the bro-code. It's okay to talk like this because in the end of the day, we all respect our mothers and your mothers, and any female in the family so we're all just talk. We don't admit it because it's not cool, but we all know it in the back of our mind. Got it? The bro-code.

[Obi-Wan just... does not compute. That is the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard.]

The only code I follow is the Jedi Code, which means being respectful to everyone. You can keep your "bro-code" and I don't have to like it.

You gotta love the bro-code. It's how you have to make friends and treat 'em.

[action]

obiwankenobi - 2012-02-28 19:10 (UTC) - Expand

[action]

albinoidiot - 2012-02-28 21:34 (UTC) - Expand

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only