✖ Dante ✖ Mission Nine: // Traverse Town

[albinoidiot]

All right, guys. Listen up. This is an important announcement coming your way so stop playing with yourself and lend me your ears.

[He thinks he's so funny sometimes.]

It's probably come to your attention that the IDPD; Inter-dimensional Police Department if you don't know what I'm talkin' about, has been missing it's head. By that I mean Sephiroth is gone and he didn't leave a note with instructions. So, because I like my job and getting a pay check would be nice, I'm self proclaiming myself as head of the IDPD.

If anyone has a problem with that, I'm always up for complaints or maybe some other hopeful for the job. I'm not stingy, less work for me. Anyway, if I am going to be our Chief here, we're gonna make a few changes. We're also gonna need new recruits.

[And he lifted his finger at the camera to point.]

You! Yes you, are you tired of not having enough money? Do you want more upgrades for your gummie ship to impress the ladies but don't have the munny for it? Are you a compulsive shopper running out of funds or maybe you just want to buy a few things that remind you of home? Do you eat a lot and is money making your belt tight, do you want to feed the poor? Do you like killing, maybe helping people? I got the solution just for you!

Don't be lame, be a cop! Now accepting new recruits. No, you don't need to fill out an application, just tell me if you can actually fight the heartless. All current members report! Who hasn't gotten pay checks? I'm not doing paperwork.

Comments

[albinoidiot]

For one, how do you kill them.

[wavesinherheart]

That's just the thing. I know Maleficent was defeated years ago, even she wasn't actually killed and I can't be the only one who knows anything about that. Ah, and Hades is a god, I think. I'm not sure if he can be killed.

[albinoidiot]

So she was killed before? I heard from Ven that they had 'defeated' her can't call it defeat if she's not dead.

[wavesinherheart]

Of course you can defeat someone without killing them.

[albinoidiot]

That's not called a defeat, especially if it can come back and kick your ass a lot hard than you kicked it.

[Knows this from personal experience.]

[wavesinherheart]

Then you just have to defeat it again.

[albinoidiot]

No, you need to kill it.

[wavesinherheart]

What if it's a person? Are you really going to kill them if they don't need to be?

[albinoidiot]

When a heart has been consumed by darkness, kid, it's really hard to bring them back into the light. Those people that control the darkness, they control it because they want to, they don't care about what it does to others. If killing one will save a thousand, I'm willing to take the shot.

[wavesinherheart]

When a heart has fully been consumed by the light, yes. But sometimes even in a dark heart there can be a little light.


Although I don't think there's any in Maleficent's.

[albinoidiot]

I'm pretty sure there isn't. You're still not going to want to kill her?

[wavesinherheart]

She's caused enough trouble already. I'm not sure I'd want to be the one to do it, but something needs to be done.

[albinoidiot]

I just need to know how to do it.

[wavesinherheart]

You might need the power of the light to do it.

[albinoidiot]

That's going to be a problem.

[wavesinherheart]

For you, you mean?

[albinoidiot]

Yeah. Light and I don't mix, that's all I'm gonna say.

[wavesinherheart]

I'm sure there's someone who'd be willing to help be rid of her.

[albinoidiot]

I'd do it without interest but I can't wield- [And he stops.]

Well, well. Maybe I can.

[wavesinherheart]

Can't wield...?

[albinoidiot]

Light, babe. That's not exactly an element that favors me.

[wavesinherheart]

That doesn't mean you can't hurt her. It just means it'll be a little hard to kill her on your own.

[albinoidiot]

I guess your right.