✖ Dante ✖ Mission Nine: // Traverse Town

[albinoidiot]

All right, guys. Listen up. This is an important announcement coming your way so stop playing with yourself and lend me your ears.

[He thinks he's so funny sometimes.]

It's probably come to your attention that the IDPD; Inter-dimensional Police Department if you don't know what I'm talkin' about, has been missing it's head. By that I mean Sephiroth is gone and he didn't leave a note with instructions. So, because I like my job and getting a pay check would be nice, I'm self proclaiming myself as head of the IDPD.

If anyone has a problem with that, I'm always up for complaints or maybe some other hopeful for the job. I'm not stingy, less work for me. Anyway, if I am going to be our Chief here, we're gonna make a few changes. We're also gonna need new recruits.

[And he lifted his finger at the camera to point.]

You! Yes you, are you tired of not having enough money? Do you want more upgrades for your gummie ship to impress the ladies but don't have the munny for it? Are you a compulsive shopper running out of funds or maybe you just want to buy a few things that remind you of home? Do you eat a lot and is money making your belt tight, do you want to feed the poor? Do you like killing, maybe helping people? I got the solution just for you!

Don't be lame, be a cop! Now accepting new recruits. No, you don't need to fill out an application, just tell me if you can actually fight the heartless. All current members report! Who hasn't gotten pay checks? I'm not doing paperwork.

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[eyeofazure]

[Welp....Atleast it isn't her.]

Uh...Officer Vermillion reporting in, sir.

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[albinoidiot]

I remember your pretty face. Still on board?

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[eyeofazure]

Yes sir. Ah does that mean that the new HQ is Traverse Town? Or is it still Port Royal?

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[mountain_sage]

Dante...are you feeling better?

And this job...it only involves fighting the Heartless?

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[albinoidiot]

I'm feeling fine! [This takes his mind off the brooding.]

Pretty much. You protect the world you get, help people in it when they need it and keep the heartless at bay.

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[mountain_sage]

That is good to hear. I shall accept this duty then.

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[purestmadness]

I like killing.

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[albinoidiot]

Yes you do and you'll certainly have fun. You wanna stay in traverse town or do you want to work in another world?

[Because he's not giving you a choice. You're working.]

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[purestmadness]

How do you know I want to work at all?

[He'll be as difficult as possible.]

[Private - God filter]

[styx_and_stones]

Initiative, I like that! I have always wanted to control a police station. It gives the people a false sense of security.

[Private - God filter]

[albinoidiot]

Yeah, I was wondering when your face would show up.

You got money?

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[caseofthetruth]

Ah, so there is some form of police here?

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[albinoidiot]

Sure is. Well, there was. Obviously, I'm tryin' to get it rolling again. You interested?

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[exsistingismysin]

I can fight the heartless. Been fighting them for nearly a year.

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[albinoidiot]

You want a paycheck and a cool badge to brag to your friends? It totally gets the ladies attention.

[wavesinherheart]

Are you sure that's really the best way to do it?

[albinoidiot]

You want to elaborate, pretty lady?

[argentbullet]

[Your enthusiasm is amusing, to say the least, Dante. But Yazoo is smirking at you. Not with you.]

[albinoidiot]

Well, look who's back from the dead. What are you lookin' at?

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[mynameisallen]

[Sadly, he was pinged at the words 'helping people' so have Allen pop up on the screen.]

So, this job is about helping people, right?

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[albinoidiot]

'Course it is! You interested in helping the masses?

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[wantstobeasinger]

You do realise you will have to do the paperwork, right?

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[albinoidiot]

I'm well aware and I'm not looking forward to it. Maybe if someone would do me the honors?

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[lightsvalkyrie]

Wow, you're actually going to be responsible! I have to admit, I'm kind of amazed.

[She's mostly teasing... mostly.]

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[albinoidiot]

I know I'm irresistible now but there's nothin' you can do to convince me. I'm not interested.