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[The video turns on to reveal a very very skeptical face. Very skeptical, and he shakes the communicator a moment before clearing his throat.]

Right. So... the, ah, completely normal little talking mini-pig, er, things... have been helpful enough to answer some questions. But frankly, I'm still feeling a little in the dark here.

More than a little.

[A wave of his hand.] Look, I guess this is supposed to let me talk to people. Which is great. Yay new friends. [This is all said quite flatly. He does not sound excited in the least.] I'm sure you're all fantastic. But I'm a little on the busy side. So if anyone could lend a hand, that would be fantastic.

First. I need a blonde. [Pause.] A very specific blonde. Small, perky. Dragging around about a million feet of impressively shiny hair. She goes by Rapunzel which, yes, I agree, is a mouthful. Anyway, we were separated and we've got a deal to complete. [Maybe he's just a little worried about her.]

And beyond that... [He lifts his hand to show that a small and rather determined chameleon is clinging to his wrist, despite his best efforts to shake it off.] I've got a very insistent frog to return to her. ...as soon as possible would be nice. I'm afraid it might turn violent.

Second. Where am I and how do I make it so that I am not here anymore? I have things to do. People to see. Kingdoms to escort blonds with frogs to.

No time for this weird abducted-to-a-strange-new-world business, thank you very much.

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[Wow. That was a lot of information all at once. Flynn sort of blinks and tilts his head to the side.

...is she flying?]

Scared? You've never met him. He's ruthless. [There's an extremely indignant squeak from Pascal at this.]

Well, I'm pretty safe then. My heart can't possibly be nice looking.

He looks cute!

[Not ruthless at all. ]

I'm glad he isn't really a frog!

[Cause... ew. ]

But I don't think nice looking is really what they look for. They just want any kind of heart.

Oh. Yeah. Adorable.

[He shakes his head at that.] Yeah. He's... a chameleon or something. I don't know. Minor detail.

[A frown.] You're serious about this. They're out to get hearts.

I would never joke about the heartless! They can cause a lot of trouble and hurt people if they don't know to look out for them. That is why I always warn new people about them.

I've never heard of anything that actually steals hearts. What could they possibly use them for?

[No, Flynn does not like the sound of this at all.] How dangerous is this place?

I don't know what they use them for... And actually I'm not sure anyone else knows either. I have always just heard that heartless steal hearts because they don't have any.

[It's kind of sad really... the poor heartless. ]

Usually it is pretty safe, at least if you stay on the quieter worlds. But some worlds do have more heartless than others. I try to never to go those places.

Uh-huh. Well. They can't have mine; I'm sort of planning on using it. Often.

[He listens though, nodding just a bit.] Quieter worlds. I'm in, what's this place? Traverse Town? Is that considered quiet?

Mm! It is one of the quieter places I think. There are heartless there but they mostly stay on the other side of town. I think Destiny Island is probably the safest place though. That is another world where they have the school setup.

Destiny Island? What's it like there? [Sunny? Warm? Plenty of open spaces? Flynn thinks he can work with something like that.]

It's a small island chain. It's pretty nice here most of the time and the people are friendly. I think it is more cheerful than Traverse Town, but the shopping there is probably better.

Sounds pretty nice actually. May be a place to check out.

[But first. He needs to find a Rapunzel. Then it can be exploring time. And finding ways to make money time. What is good to steal around here? Hmm.]

Oh I hope you do! It would be so nice to meet you in person!

[Stealing? What? No... this must be a nice and honest person she is speaking to like everyone else she has met here!]

Is that where you're living then? Must be a nice place.

[He is by far the nicest most honest thief around. Or something.]

It is! It's very pretty and there are plenty of places where I can go flying where I won't run into anything or bother anyone.

...fly? What do you mean... fly?

I mean taking my broom out the the beach and flying around over the ocean. It's really very fun!

...your broom. Uh...huh. [Give him a moment here.]

You fly around on a broomstick. So that's... pretty impossible. Isn't it?

It's not impossible... it can hurt your bottom when you try to sit on the pole, but all you have to do is make a pillow to ride on and everything works out fine!

Right. Of course. That would be something to take into consideration.

[He's terribly skeptical right now, not sure if she's a little crazy or he is. One of the two, certainly.]

It's not something most people think about, so when ever I try to teach people how to fly on brooms of their own I always make sure to mention it. So I guess... that means I have mentioned it twice...

[Bottom safety is very important.]

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Yeah. Ah... So people don't really fly where I am from, cushions for their behinds or no.

This is normal where you're from?

Normal... um... not really. Most people can't use magic at all. Only the other members of the Magic User's Club really can. Oh and Jeffy! He is a very powerful magician!

[And when she mentions Jeffy she holds up a small palm-sized teddy bear.
Yeah... not doing much to make her look less crazy... ]

Riiiiight.

[Yeah this sounds pretty crazy. Girl with a teddy bear doesn't much help the image either.]

I suppose I'll have to take your... word.. for it.

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