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[smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com]

[Greetings, people. Today, you are treated to a gentleman with stark white glasses and bright pink hair. You might want to adjust your brightness.]

[At any rate, said individual is staring down at the communicator with disinterest, poking a button here and there, but otherwise not saying anything. For a moment it almost seems like an accidental communication, when he starts to speak.]

I thought the phrase was, 'out of the frying pan, into the fryer'.

[His tone is as dry as it could get. He paused a moment, glancing around.]

Whomever said there was nothing better once you got to Hell clearly lied.

Kupo?

[Szayel paused, and he turns slightly, the camera catching a glimpse of a moogle.]

What? You've said your piece. You can leave now.

[The moogle looked like it was going to try to say something else, but a swift kick from Szayel cut it off... as well as sent it flying to leave a small crater in a nearby wall.]

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[sycophantishly.livejournal.com]

And so another one makes his mark on this unsuspecting world, unaware that he has taken center stage.

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[smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com]

Hmph... 'unaware' you say? I assure you, there is very little I am unaware of, and I do not need another painted individual underestimating me.

[Don't think he doesn't see that fab lipstick, Kuja.]

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[sycophantishly.livejournal.com]

[ This lipstick is quite fab, thank you for noticing. ]

Quite defensive you are. And here I was merely trying to introduce myself.

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[smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com]

My humblest apologies. I have not had the best experiences lately. You'll have to forgive me.

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[iscursednomore.livejournal.com]

I don't think the Moogle deserved that sort of treatment for being helpful.

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[smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so sorry. I was unaware that someone elses opinion mattered in my own affairs.

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[iscursednomore.livejournal.com]

Well if you want something only those Moogles know how and what you need to do, or assistants that are planted around the place.



Anyway, I'm guessing your new around there. Did they at least tell you were you are?

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[smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com]

[Again, Szayel did not seem like he much cared. He adjusted his glasses at the screen, hiding his distaste.]

I care little for where I am, so long as it's not where I was.

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[iscursednomore.livejournal.com]

Where were you before then?

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[smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com]

Oh, no where special. Just Hell.

[Perfection comes with awesome sarcasm skills.]

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[iscursednomore.livejournal.com]

Hell? Well.. that's not something you hear everyday.

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[smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? I suppose it's a place deserving to those that fail miserably.

[He let out an irate sound, rubbing his forehead in exasperation.]

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[iscursednomore.livejournal.com]

To be honest I didn't even know hell existed. You hear stories and all, but never see it.