http://smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] smrtrthanyou.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] star_kingdom2011-08-12 09:22 pm

Video 001

[Greetings, people. Today, you are treated to a gentleman with stark white glasses and bright pink hair. You might want to adjust your brightness.]

[At any rate, said individual is staring down at the communicator with disinterest, poking a button here and there, but otherwise not saying anything. For a moment it almost seems like an accidental communication, when he starts to speak.]


I thought the phrase was, 'out of the frying pan, into the fryer'.

[His tone is as dry as it could get. He paused a moment, glancing around.]

Whomever said there was nothing better once you got to Hell clearly lied.

Kupo?

[Szayel paused, and he turns slightly, the camera catching a glimpse of a moogle.]

What? You've said your piece. You can leave now.

[The moogle looked like it was going to try to say something else, but a swift kick from Szayel cut it off... as well as sent it flying to leave a small crater in a nearby wall.]