Duckies Everywhere!

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[ Video ]



An unusually happy image broadcast from the Underworld. A chamber full of yellow ducks.




Follwed by a ... less than... happy image. Fai's gift has gone over well.

Comments

[Video]

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I’m not intimidated by a bath toy…

They are just so… so… horribly cute!

[TOASTS THE NEAREST DUCK! ]

AND I HATE CUTE!

[Video]

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[Tidus adopts a thinking pose, staring at him calmly.]

So you're intimidated by cute things? Like puppies?

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

…

Nooo….

I hate cute things like puppies. There is a difference between hating something and being intimidated by it.

[Heh. Don’t mess with him. ]

I’m not like some people who are intimidated by stupid little issues, like how they will never be as good as their father.

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

Not always. You could say that because you're too scared to admit you're scared.

[And that smug look is gone, replaced with shock and...fear? Fury? Both, and a hint of sadness.]

Don't bring Jecht up. Don't you dare bring him up!

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

Don’t worry. I’m not going to bring him up. He is staying… right here, in the Underworld.

[Smirk. ]

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

[That's all he needs to hear. He stares openly in horror.]

No...

[Tidus had his issues with Jecht, sure. That would be putting it lightly. But the idea of him being in the Underworld makes him sick. The Farplane was creepy, and sad, but it was still better than that place.]

You're making that up!

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

I’m not. He’s here, floating around in my river of death with that other guy.

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

Put them back!

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

Put them back? I can’t just… put them back. There is no where for them to go!

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

They don't belong there, they belong in the Farplane!

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

What do you think the Farplane is? Its just an extension of the Underworld. Death is still death no matter what world you die on.

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

Then where they are is nothing like where you are?

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

Here, there, it’s the same thing. Why is this concept always so difficult for you mortals to understand?

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

But the Farplane is less lame!

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

The Underworld is not lame! Its one of the most scenic places around, you know, if you like dead things.

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

The dead should be allowed peace! Not...your gloomy boring place of boredom.

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

Hey, its true it’s a little… dead… around here. But, that makes it peaceful enough.

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

So they're okay?

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

Well, yea… I mean it depends on your definition of ‘ok’. They are still dead after all, but I’m not doing anything to them if that is what you are worried about. They are just floating around here like every other soul.

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

Floating around?

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

Souls do that. Float around day in day out… It beats actually walking.

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

Can they...do other stuff? Are they aware?

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

Nah… They’re dead. Even that Auron guy decided to waste the chance I gave him and return to the ether.

[Video]

[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

You know Auron?

[Video]

[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

… We’ve met.