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star_kingdom2011-09-05 07:15 pm
feelsforthem.livejournal.com) wrote in star_kingdom2011-09-05 07:15 pm
[Backdated nightmare]
[It's a pretty good day back at Guardia. Lucca is herding cats.
Yes, herding cats. Crono's cats, to be precise. All god-dammit-crono-how-many-of-these-things-do-you-need? of them. They've escaped, and Lucca's taking it upon herself to lead them back home as proof of her good character in case she ever gets arrested (it's less 'if' and more 'when'). But suddenly, the ground opens up beneath her feet and the cats scatter.]
Oh, for-! Have you any idea how long it's gonna take me to find them a- wait what?
[The crack widens, glowing bright red, and the earth trembles as something rises from the ground beneath her feet.]
No way. No way! We fixed this! And- even if we screwed up, we still have a thousand years-
[The crack's still widenning. She takes her gun, aiming it at the thing that's rising from the ground below and pulling the trigger, but it's suddenly a water pistol. Not even the cool kind, the kind you might get at a discount store.]
...want to screw me over any more today, world?
[Apparently it does. Because apparently she forgot to wear pants to this dream. Star Kingdom, meet Lucca's boyshorts, printed with a a characterlegally distinct from wonder woman from a popular Guardian comic book.]
Yes, herding cats. Crono's cats, to be precise. All god-dammit-crono-how-many-of-these-things-do-you-need? of them. They've escaped, and Lucca's taking it upon herself to lead them back home as proof of her good character in case she ever gets arrested (it's less 'if' and more 'when'). But suddenly, the ground opens up beneath her feet and the cats scatter.]
Oh, for-! Have you any idea how long it's gonna take me to find them a- wait what?
[The crack widens, glowing bright red, and the earth trembles as something rises from the ground beneath her feet.]
No way. No way! We fixed this! And- even if we screwed up, we still have a thousand years-
[The crack's still widenning. She takes her gun, aiming it at the thing that's rising from the ground below and pulling the trigger, but it's suddenly a water pistol. Not even the cool kind, the kind you might get at a discount store.]
...want to screw me over any more today, world?
[Apparently it does. Because apparently she forgot to wear pants to this dream. Star Kingdom, meet Lucca's boyshorts, printed with a a character
[video]
[This can't be happening. It just can't. They've destroyed Lavos before, and the genius was right - they still had a thousand years before the planet devourer would show up... but something also catches her eye.]
I didn't know you read those comic books...
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You should have just thrown those furrballs in....
[Being no great fan of the feline variety........ but once he notices what Lucca's wearing he instantly looks away from the comm, feeling embarrassed for her]
Perhaps you shouldn't tempt fate..........
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