[Backdated nightmare]
Sep. 5th, 2011 07:15 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
[It's a pretty good day back at Guardia. Lucca is herding cats.
Yes, herding cats. Crono's cats, to be precise. All god-dammit-crono-how-many-of-these-things-do-you-need? of them. They've escaped, and Lucca's taking it upon herself to lead them back home as proof of her good character in case she ever gets arrested (it's less 'if' and more 'when'). But suddenly, the ground opens up beneath her feet and the cats scatter.]
Oh, for-! Have you any idea how long it's gonna take me to find them a- wait what?
[The crack widens, glowing bright red, and the earth trembles as something rises from the ground beneath her feet.]
No way. No way! We fixed this! And- even if we screwed up, we still have a thousand years-
[The crack's still widenning. She takes her gun, aiming it at the thing that's rising from the ground below and pulling the trigger, but it's suddenly a water pistol. Not even the cool kind, the kind you might get at a discount store.]
...want to screw me over any more today, world?
[Apparently it does. Because apparently she forgot to wear pants to this dream. Star Kingdom, meet Lucca's boyshorts, printed with a a characterlegally distinct from wonder woman from a popular Guardian comic book.]
Yes, herding cats. Crono's cats, to be precise. All god-dammit-crono-how-many-of-these-things-do-you-need? of them. They've escaped, and Lucca's taking it upon herself to lead them back home as proof of her good character in case she ever gets arrested (it's less 'if' and more 'when'). But suddenly, the ground opens up beneath her feet and the cats scatter.]
Oh, for-! Have you any idea how long it's gonna take me to find them a- wait what?
[The crack widens, glowing bright red, and the earth trembles as something rises from the ground beneath her feet.]
No way. No way! We fixed this! And- even if we screwed up, we still have a thousand years-
[The crack's still widenning. She takes her gun, aiming it at the thing that's rising from the ground below and pulling the trigger, but it's suddenly a water pistol. Not even the cool kind, the kind you might get at a discount store.]
...want to screw me over any more today, world?
[Apparently it does. Because apparently she forgot to wear pants to this dream. Star Kingdom, meet Lucca's boyshorts, printed with a a character