[02] - Laughs had

[death_is_a_riot]

[ Video / Halloween Town Action ]

Interesting, interesting, this event should be so very interesting~!

[Undertaker laughs with a maniacal glee and he shows off the impressively deep hole in the graveyard he is standing beside. ]

You are all invited to come and watch. Can Dante escape from six feet of dirt or will he remain forever buried alive~?
Come and watch with me~!

[Watching people be buried alive not your thing? Well, Undertaker has something to further sweeten the deal. ]

We can have tea and cookies while we watch~

[Oddly bone-shaped cookies… but you KNOW you want to be a spectator for this!]

Comments

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[obiwankenobi]

Oh? [Obi-Wan blinks at the shovel, takes it, then blinks at the Undertaker. He would have asked why he was giving him a shovel if his winning the bet depended on Dante dying down there, but there were more pressing matters at hand. He started towards the grave, only to reel himself to a stop when the ground burst and revealed... a strange looking hand. His worry didn't completely vanish until it returned to a normal hand and he saw Dante's overly confident face show up to grin in triumph at them.]

You're all right! Oh, thank the stars! [He's relieved and it shows-- for a moment. Then his face turns completely angry and it seems like Obi-Wan might throw that shovel at Dante instead.] What kind of brainless idiot buries himself alive?! You could have died! Do you have any idea how much you worried people? [And by people, Obi-Wan means himself.]

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[albinoidiot]

[And he was screaming at him. Regardless, he's grinning, crawling out of the hole and brushing the dirt off his coat.]

I told you I wasn't going to die and I told you I could do it. You didn't believe me so that's your fault not mine. I know you care about me~

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[obiwankenobi]

[Obi-Wan is a nag. The end.]

How in the blazes was I supposed to know? You just up and did it on a whim! [Huff!] Yes, maybe. But I don't know why.

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[albinoidiot]

I didn't do it on a whim, I had planned it all out. Sure, I didn't know what the outcome would be but I knew I had a chance.

Stop denying it. You like me.

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[obiwankenobi]

[BIGGEST EYEROLL EVER, DANTE. He's also just going to skip right over both of those comments, set the shovel aside, and approach him.]

You didn't hurt anything breaking out of there, did you?

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[albinoidiot]

Nothin'. I'm as healthy as can be. A little hungry, but that's my life's story.

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[obiwankenobi]

Then what was that... thing that happened with your hand?

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[albinoidiot]

What do you mean, what hand?

[He just grins.]

You're seeing things.

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[obiwankenobi]

[Frooown.]

I could have sworn your hand-- ... [Sigh. He doesn't like that grin, but he really has no idea what he saw.] There's something strange about you, Dante. I'm not sure I like it. [And he squints suspiciously to emphasize.]

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[albinoidiot]

Yes you do. You can't dodge a person like that, I thought we just finished establishing you liking me here.

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[obiwankenobi]

No, you said it and I said nothing. [But he didn't say no~!] I think you're impossible and frustrating.

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[albinoidiot]

Impossible and frustrating isn't so bad. You just need to stop frowning and worrying, master.

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[obiwankenobi]

A difficult task when everyone around me seems intent on giving me a heart attack.

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[albinoidiot]

That's definitely a personal problem.

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[obiwankenobi]

You keep saying that. Since when is worrying about the well-being of others a personal problem?

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[albinoidiot]

It is when you don't want to admit it. You should really give it a try. You love me and you know it.

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[obiwankenobi]

I think you're interesting. [That's probably as close as you're going to get.]

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[albinoidiot]

I love you too, master. I love you too.

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[obiwankenobi]

[He just smiles and crosses his arms.] Are you at least getting anything worthwhile for the bet?

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[albinoidiot]

I am. A free coffin, another dare I get to put Undertaker in, and maybe- just maybe- the heart of a fair maiden~

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[death_is_a_riot]

Only the heart~? How exciting~!

[Hi, guess who is still here. ]

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[albinoidiot]

Hey, give me a few days with her and I'll own the rest of her too. [Oh men are terrible. Sadly, a month later he still hasn't hit it.]

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[obiwankenobi]

Dante! [DISAPPROVING LOOK.] That's awful and disrespectful!

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[albinoidiot]

I'm being honest. We're all men here anyway. Sure, Undertaker is wearing a dress, but he's got a pair hanging under there. Not that I've seen it or anything, I'm just guessin'.

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[obiwankenobi]

[Not stopping him from scowling, pal.] That is not an excuse. You should want to be with someone because you love and care for them as a person-- not an object!