✖ Dante ✖ Mission Nine: // Traverse Town

[albinoidiot]

All right, guys. Listen up. This is an important announcement coming your way so stop playing with yourself and lend me your ears.

[He thinks he's so funny sometimes.]

It's probably come to your attention that the IDPD; Inter-dimensional Police Department if you don't know what I'm talkin' about, has been missing it's head. By that I mean Sephiroth is gone and he didn't leave a note with instructions. So, because I like my job and getting a pay check would be nice, I'm self proclaiming myself as head of the IDPD.

If anyone has a problem with that, I'm always up for complaints or maybe some other hopeful for the job. I'm not stingy, less work for me. Anyway, if I am going to be our Chief here, we're gonna make a few changes. We're also gonna need new recruits.

[And he lifted his finger at the camera to point.]

You! Yes you, are you tired of not having enough money? Do you want more upgrades for your gummie ship to impress the ladies but don't have the munny for it? Are you a compulsive shopper running out of funds or maybe you just want to buy a few things that remind you of home? Do you eat a lot and is money making your belt tight, do you want to feed the poor? Do you like killing, maybe helping people? I got the solution just for you!

Don't be lame, be a cop! Now accepting new recruits. No, you don't need to fill out an application, just tell me if you can actually fight the heartless. All current members report! Who hasn't gotten pay checks? I'm not doing paperwork.

Comments

[albinoidiot]

Be my guest, I'm sure we'll have room for another helper. People need all the help they can get.

[wavesinherheart]

I'm afraid it's not likely to change anytime soon either.

[albinoidiot]

Well don't sound so pessimistic. You can't be a cop with that attitude.

[wavesinherheart]

I'm being realistic.

[albinoidiot]

It's okay, pretty lady. I'll make it all better for you. All I need is time.

[wavesinherheart]

Thank you for the offer, but I can take care of things myself.

[albinoidiot]

No point in acting the hero. It kind of defeats the purpose of a 'team'.

[wavesinherheart]

I've been fighting this sort of darkness for years. I know what I'm doing.

Besides, heroes can be part of a team.

[albinoidiot]

Experience is good, you should join people who want to help instead of giving them a foul look.

[wavesinherheart]

Are you really that desperate for people?

[albinoidiot]

Desperate for people? Babe, you got it all wrong.

There's a lot of people here who want to help but they're not very clever. If we all do our separate things without any communication, a lot of people can get hurt for walking off alone. I don't know what your attitude problem is, but if you want to know, I'm just trying to get a little order. Let the people who want to do something do it.

[wavesinherheart]

Ah... that's a good thing to have. Order, I mean, not people getting hurt.

[albinoidiot]

Your damn right it is, so maybe you know about heartless but a lot of people, are just guessin'. We have are own enemies where we come from so we do what we have to do- we don't want these world's to fall like ours did.

So tell me, you still pessimistic? Some of us like to stay on the bright side of things.

[wavesinherheart]

It's not pessimism, really.

[albinoidiot]

What would you call it then?

[wavesinherheart]

Knowing the enemy, I guess?

[albinoidiot]

Enemy has a tendency of kicking your ass?

[wavesinherheart]

They can try.

It's just... sometimes it just seems like there's always going to be more Heartless. You know?

[albinoidiot]

[And that softens him up a bit. He scratches his head.]

Unfortunately, kid, there's always going to be darkness just like there's always going to be light. Though, things shouldn't be like this. There's bound to be a balance: we'll get it back into the shadows.

[wavesinherheart]

You're right. It shouldn't be like this. I don't know why it is, but it shouldn't have gotten this bad.

[albinoidiot]

In my experience, someone always gets greedy. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case.

[wavesinherheart]

Mmm. We'll just need to figure out who.

[albinoidiot]

You said you know our enemy better. What exactly do you know?

[wavesinherheart]

I've been... fighting the Heartless for years now. I can't promise I know all of the types out here, but I know what to expect.

[albinoidiot]

I'm not talking about the heartless, I know there's people that control them. Hades is one of them, Maleficent is another.