INVESTIGATION 01 ► [video]

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

[The feed clicks on and displays a very, very unhappy man, laughing humorlessly.]

Okay. Alright. Let me get this straight. That dream I had about the freaking Apocalypse coming really wasn't a dream and it was actually Darkness eating my world. Because there's apparently an infinite number of other worlds out there, including ones that are supposed to be complete works of fiction.

[Another laugh and then...]

Either this is some really elaborate joke or someone slipped a powerful hallucinogenic drug into my food! Either way, I'm ONTO you, pal! [He points into the feed with a scowl.] You're not going to get away with this, and when I find you, you'll be crapping bullets!

[CLICK.]

Comments

[video]

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

So I've been told. I'd still just like to know who I need to shoot.

Re: [video]

[abracadabrapon.livejournal.com]

That is a hasty action to take, Detective. No one knows yet who is responsible for what has happened with the Darkness.

[video]

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

How did you know I'm a detective?

[video]

[abracadabrapon.livejournal.com]

You mentioned your occupation to one of my colleagues.

[She smiles, as if her face says but I would have figured it out eventually.]

[video]

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Who?

[video]

[abracadabrapon.livejournal.com]

Miss Ichihara, of course. Your conversation is on the public network.

[video]

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Fine. Either way, I still don't plan on sitting around and waiting for them to graciously show up.

[video]

[abracadabrapon.livejournal.com]

I doubt most people are.