INVESTIGATION 01 ► [video]

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

[The feed clicks on and displays a very, very unhappy man, laughing humorlessly.]

Okay. Alright. Let me get this straight. That dream I had about the freaking Apocalypse coming really wasn't a dream and it was actually Darkness eating my world. Because there's apparently an infinite number of other worlds out there, including ones that are supposed to be complete works of fiction.

[Another laugh and then...]

Either this is some really elaborate joke or someone slipped a powerful hallucinogenic drug into my food! Either way, I'm ONTO you, pal! [He points into the feed with a scowl.] You're not going to get away with this, and when I find you, you'll be crapping bullets!

[CLICK.]

Comments

[notahonda.livejournal.com]

Nice thought, completely logical and rational. Exactly what I thought was going on.

Sadly, you're totally wrong. Nice try though.

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

And why should I believe you? For all I know, you could be a figment of my imagination.

[notahonda.livejournal.com]

*EYEROLL. Not that she can really blame him, this is insane.* Use your senses. Even if you've been hit by a powerful drug trip it'll have a limited effective span in you, and I don't know much about drugs but I doubt they can completely replace reality like this.

You can work from the point of view that you're insane if you want, but it isn't very productive. You're better off thinking I'm real and you're sane unless you have a history of mental disease.

...You don't have a history of that, do you? Cause if you're a whackjob I don't want to waste my breath.

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me to use my senses! I happen to be Head Detective of the Santa Barbara P.D.-- my reasoning and investigative skills are JUST fine!

What--? No! Of course I don't! Do you?

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[abracadabrapon.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you were not dreaming about that.

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[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

So I've been told. I'd still just like to know who I need to shoot.

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[abracadabrapon.livejournal.com]

That is a hasty action to take, Detective. No one knows yet who is responsible for what has happened with the Darkness.

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[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

How did you know I'm a detective?

video; pardon my tl;dr

[xladyofhitsuzen.livejournal.com]

[ Nice dream, Carlton. Pings her hard. ]

Dreams are relevant, either way. Whether they be drug induced or natural ones that occur during the course of a night. Of course, the natural ones hold more weight and meaning.

[ There is a teeny smile as she rests her head on her hand. ]

But all dreams have meaning. Some are even prophetic. Dreams interconnect worlds and can even serve as communication between worlds.

[ That smile doesn't leave. ]

Your name?

video; no need to pardon, i love tl;dr!

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Spare me the philosophical crap.



Yours first, lady.

video; XD; she's full of it sometimes.

[xladyofhitsuzen.livejournal.com]

[ A puff of smoke from her kiseru before she speaks. ]

Yuuko Ichihara.

video; so is lassie~ they can be full of it together

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Head Detective Carlton Lassiter, S.B.P.D. Let me guess: we all got taken out of our worlds, we're all in this together, stop yelling at people, blah blah blah.

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[futurefab.livejournal.com]

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[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

What... in the name of sweet Justice was THAT?!

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[futurefab.livejournal.com]

It looked a lot like you making a fool of yourself. Is that a common dance of your world? Were you trying to impress me?

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[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Oh, cut the crap. I know it was you! I'm onto you and your voodoo mind-trick garbage!

[fightsforalice.livejournal.com]

Did I do something?

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Sounds like somebody's got a guilty conscience.

[fightsforalice.livejournal.com]

Do I? I don't recall doing anything to be guilty of.

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[ofthefall.livejournal.com]

Neither. And I don't suggest looking for the leader of the Heartless, you'll only get in trouble and possibly killed.

[:| forever.]

You could always take that anger out on the Heartless though.

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[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Why? Is it a dragon or something?

Considering all the ridiculous and impractical weapons I've seen around here, I get the sneaking suspicion a gun won't work on them.

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[ofthefall.livejournal.com]

No.

The person who controlled previous were either killed or defeated, right now the identity of the leader is unknown.

[Unless it's Xehanort again, which is a likely possibility. The bastard doesn't stay dead.]

If you can aim, then use a gun if you want. It won't release the Hearts that the Heartless have captured but it'll help defeat them and help with the growing Darkness.

[Just may take more than a couple bullets to get rid of them, who knows. This is coming from a man carrying a gigantic butcher knife for a sword.]

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[no-souls-here.livejournal.com]

You've managed to summarize the situation quite nicely.

[Good, saves me the trouble of having to answer any insipid questions the newcomer might ask]

.... [Then the new guy goes completely off track]

Yes, for we have nothing better to do than play mindless tricks on unsuspecting victims. [Have an eyeroll]

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[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Cut the smart-ass remarks. I don't know where you're from, but in my world, this kind of thing doesn't happen on a regular basis.

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[no-souls-here.livejournal.com]

Nor does it in mine.

That does not mean I lost my composure and started blindly accusing anyone in sight. Tch-- pathetic.