INVESTIGATION 01 ► [video]

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

[The feed clicks on and displays a very, very unhappy man, laughing humorlessly.]

Okay. Alright. Let me get this straight. That dream I had about the freaking Apocalypse coming really wasn't a dream and it was actually Darkness eating my world. Because there's apparently an infinite number of other worlds out there, including ones that are supposed to be complete works of fiction.

[Another laugh and then...]

Either this is some really elaborate joke or someone slipped a powerful hallucinogenic drug into my food! Either way, I'm ONTO you, pal! [He points into the feed with a scowl.] You're not going to get away with this, and when I find you, you'll be crapping bullets!

[CLICK.]

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[futurefab.livejournal.com]

Sir, have you even stopped to consider for a moment that you're speaking to a lady? Gentlemen don't speak to ladies that way. If you persist I'll take a trip all the way back to Traverse Town to make certain you start to care.

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[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

Justice is blind. It doesn't care if you're a man or a woman. And right now? Justice means getting to the bottom of this nightmare. Before you showed up on this device, I never once spontaneously broke into dance numbers! I think that says something.

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[futurefab.livejournal.com]

If you'd stop yelling, you'd find that everyone else is trying to get through this whole ordeal as well. No one wants to be stuck on these worlds--especially with a man like you--and separated from everything and everyone they love. But it happened.

Some of us are out risking our lives to find answers. What are you doing except accusing all the wrong people?

And believe me, if I could work the kind of magic that made you look like a fool, you wouldn't still be standing. I'd have tossed you into a pool of Heartless already.

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[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

That's really touching. Really! And as much as I'd like to believe you, you're still a suspect.

Comments like that really aren't helping your case, either.

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[futurefab.livejournal.com]

You must be a wildly popular man. In fact, I bet everyone is in awe of your sharp wit and astute frame of mind. And--