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star_kingdom2011-06-04 02:19 pm
detectivelassie.livejournal.com) wrote in star_kingdom2011-06-04 02:19 pm
INVESTIGATION 01 ► [video]
[The feed clicks on and displays a very, very unhappy man, laughing humorlessly.]
Okay. Alright. Let me get this straight. That dream I had about the freaking Apocalypse coming really wasn't a dream and it was actually Darkness eating my world. Because there's apparently an infinite number of other worlds out there, including ones that are supposed to be complete works of fiction.
[Another laugh and then...]
Either this is some really elaborate joke or someone slipped a powerful hallucinogenic drug into my food! Either way, I'm ONTO you, pal! [He points into the feed with a scowl.] You're not going to get away with this, and when I find you, you'll be crapping bullets!
[CLICK.]
Okay. Alright. Let me get this straight. That dream I had about the freaking Apocalypse coming really wasn't a dream and it was actually Darkness eating my world. Because there's apparently an infinite number of other worlds out there, including ones that are supposed to be complete works of fiction.
[Another laugh and then...]
Either this is some really elaborate joke or someone slipped a powerful hallucinogenic drug into my food! Either way, I'm ONTO you, pal! [He points into the feed with a scowl.] You're not going to get away with this, and when I find you, you'll be crapping bullets!
[CLICK.]
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Oh Lassiter XD, how I love thee. + 100 kittens for using the word "sassing"][Raises as eyebrow at the term "kid"] I'll have you know I've been without any sort of guardian for some time now and I'm quite capable of tending to my own affairs.
I would question your judgment further if you did.
Video
Uh-huh... I can tell.
Oh, we wouldn't want that. ...And aren't you the one who tried engaging a conversation with me?
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[He can tell, and doesn't appreciate it] That was before you started waving your finger around in front of the lens like a complete idiot.