INVESTIGATION 01 ► [video]

[detectivelassie.livejournal.com]

[The feed clicks on and displays a very, very unhappy man, laughing humorlessly.]

Okay. Alright. Let me get this straight. That dream I had about the freaking Apocalypse coming really wasn't a dream and it was actually Darkness eating my world. Because there's apparently an infinite number of other worlds out there, including ones that are supposed to be complete works of fiction.

[Another laugh and then...]

Either this is some really elaborate joke or someone slipped a powerful hallucinogenic drug into my food! Either way, I'm ONTO you, pal! [He points into the feed with a scowl.] You're not going to get away with this, and when I find you, you'll be crapping bullets!

[CLICK.]

Comments

[lostblackrabbit.livejournal.com]

You did something alright...

[Hello darling contractor, have a whack upside the head.]

I wanted BARBEQUE! Who puts ketchup on pork chops?! And quit making that stupid face!

[She huffs at that fake smile he's pulling and glares down at the old man on the camera making Oz pull that annoying face.]

Who's the old man?

[fightsforalice.livejournal.com]

I tried Alice, that's the best they could do.



I don't know his name, I never asked.