[video] Move over, Aphrodite!

[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

Afternoon, fellow stranded people! You're in luck, because I, Aino Minako, am offering my services to those that need it!

And what do I do, you may ask? Well, if it isn't obvious, I give advice on love and dating! I'm not called the Goddess of Love for nothing!

Are you an attractive male with too many women flocking to you and want them away from you? Or are you the geeky man who wants to tell his true love how he feels? Ladies, do you yearn for that truly precious person to love and cherish?

Now now, I know all of you have burning questions, so please, don't hesitate to ask!

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[innerflow.livejournal.com]

[Ami is blushing so brightly she might be outdoing the lights in the room right now.]

Minako-chan! Was that really appropriate?

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

Of course it is, Ami-chan! Everyone needs love advice!

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[slippedamickey.livejournal.com]

. . .

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[slippedamickey.livejournal.com]

You're offering...dating advice.

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[blitz-acing.livejournal.com]

I have a question!

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

[Her first potential client!]

Of course! What can I help you with!

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[lastesper.livejournal.com]

?

[ Love? Dating? What even is? ... give her a few minutes because she has no idea what to ask. What's dating, what's love, why are you doing this, what? Let's think of one big question to sum all that up. Let's see... oh I know! ]

Huh?

[ Yeah, that sums it up. ]

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

Did you have any questions? You look confused!

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[executionerrose.livejournal.com]

What kind of man would be cruel enough to want to scare ladies away?
Lächerlich.

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but some men are greedy! They can't hog all the girls to themselves!

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[no-souls-here.livejournal.com]

[What I'm I even watching .....]

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[no-souls-here.livejournal.com]

[Finds this offer entirely unnecessary]

When someone boasts about their knowledge in such a fashion it usually implies that they know nothing about the subject at all.

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[we-schmooze.livejournal.com]

Who calls you the Goddess of Love. Hey, I have met the Goddess of Love and, let me tell you, you look nothing like her.

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

I doubt you'd need love advice, Hades! Besides. My name means Goddess of Love. I was born under the planet Venus, Aphrodite's human avatar on Earth! Of course I don't look like her, duh.

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[false-oracle.livejournal.com]

Hmph. You are no Goddess of Love.

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

And how do you know, hm?

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[soldierofthesky.livejournal.com]

[She's got a flirty smile.] What about someone who's attractive and wants more cute girls following them around? [And she's counting that Minako will get that by more she means Minako... because she must tease.]

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

Ah ah ah, Haruka-san, that's greedy!

[Of course Minako understands. She leans closer to the camera, whispering.] But count me in as a devoted follower!

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[bunny-hero.livejournal.com]

[General audience might facepalm over this video, but for an experienced talk-show guest like Barnaby, he is more than amused to see this TV-show like video. Curious to see how the communicator works (and to possibly distract him from depressing thoughts), he clicks the button and tries it out. And no, he is not taking it seriously.]

So Ms. Aino, would you like to share us your most successful love story so we might be able to learn from it?

[He speaks in a idol talk-show host voice, adorning his face with charming smile.]

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

[This is what she's afraid of. People would ask her about her relationships, and obviously, all of hers have failed because she's chosen duty over love. It doesn't shown on her face, however, but she waves her hand dismissively at the camera.]

Well, I've had plenty of them, but that's not what I'm here for! If you've got questions, I'll do my best to answer them!

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[pilgrimaged.livejournal.com]

Advice...?

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[ourshininghope.livejournal.com]

Uwaaaaa... Minako-chan, you're so awesome! I'm sure you can help everyone that asks for love advice!

[ You will never cease to amaze her, biffle. Just lettin' ya know. ]

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[wingless-heart.livejournal.com]

... Advice?

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[toseehimsmile.livejournal.com]

You give advice on love and dating?

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[lightguiding.livejournal.com]

Love advice...? [Aqua is both curious and puzzled. Maybe she's like the Fairy Godmother?]

[mandalaflame.livejournal.com]

You're kidding!

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[filchedfruit.livejournal.com]

[ Dating is not a concept he's heard of before.]

What's dating?

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[sycophantishly.livejournal.com]

[ This is so juvenile.... ]

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[rebornaninsect.livejournal.com]

...Ridiculous.

[No, the communicator wasn't supposed to catch that. Yes, it did anyway. Yes, she's welcome to try and change his opinion.]

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[ramendate.livejournal.com]

[That one. That first one. That's a problem that has plagued Akihiko for as long as he can possibly remember.]

Love advice, huh?

[Video] /forever late

[faithfulthunder.livejournal.com]

Mina-chan! Oh goddess of love! Please take me under your wing!

[twilight-pastel.livejournal.com]

How...[Oh, heart of worlds this is kind of embarrassing. She's not even going to look directly at you.] ...does one know if they love someone?