[video] Move over, Aphrodite!

[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

Afternoon, fellow stranded people! You're in luck, because I, Aino Minako, am offering my services to those that need it!

And what do I do, you may ask? Well, if it isn't obvious, I give advice on love and dating! I'm not called the Goddess of Love for nothing!

Are you an attractive male with too many women flocking to you and want them away from you? Or are you the geeky man who wants to tell his true love how he feels? Ladies, do you yearn for that truly precious person to love and cherish?

Now now, I know all of you have burning questions, so please, don't hesitate to ask!

Comments

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

That's my main priority, Ami-chan. But we should still be able to have fun while we're here too!

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[innerflow.livejournal.com]

[She admits it softly.]

And I'd like your help, if the time was right sometime.

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

I knew it!

I'll find the perfect guy for you, I promise!

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[innerflow.livejournal.com]

Minako-chan! [She quickly looks off-camera, as though half expecting to be overheard.] Don't make such a fuss over it!

[Red face: rising.]

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm going to make it a fuss! You're one of my best friends!

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[innerflow.livejournal.com]

Please... it's embarrassing!

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[luvnbeautyshock.livejournal.com]

Ami-chan, that's the point!

Okay, I'll promise to make it as painless as possible!

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[innerflow.livejournal.com]

[Very quietly.]

What did I start with this?