[By now your screens will flash on automatically, even if you're not touching your device. Some cheerful music starts to ring from it and when it finally stops you'll hear a familiar sounding "Kupo!".]It's started! It's started, kupo!
[Someone says excitedly off camera and then finally a moogle steps into view.]Hello citizens! This is the new moogle...news, Kupo. A weekly update to the happenings and going ons of your temporary home!
Now we know the major issue concerning you all is the strange musical impulses you've all been feeling, Kupo. Fear not, we have run plenty of test and assure you the music is perfectly harmless! Though a little silly and annoying it is in no way a danger to you physically, kupo.
So long as your dancing stays clear of any traffic... We've also discovered the source! Sadly it seems another planet has collapsed under the darkness and this was a very musical place. Its memory is still echoing its last songs through the universe and it seems some of our planets have been lucky or unlucky enough to hear it, kupo...
[The small creature looks a little disheartened by this news, but seems to shake it off.] Still, rest assured that it is all starting to fade. The musical happenings have started to grow weaker or lessen on some of the planets and will eventually disappear all together, kupo. We send our condolences to these captured hearts and look forward to the day we'll be able to restore their lost home, Kupo.
In other news, expect a few more helpful messages from the Queen and the castle's best Gummiship mechanics, in the next few days. Also, for those of you who may have missed this report, it will be saved in your devices inbox for later viewing, kupo!
[The music starts up again as the report draws to a close.]That's if for the moogle news! Please tune in next week for more helpful tips and updates, kupo!
[The music fades and the device flickers off.]
((ooc: Alright, starlights, this is the start to the closing of our musical event! By Friday at 11:59pm, the music will be gone for good, so get your logs and final songs in soon and we hope you had fun!))